Evolving Threads (Multi-crossover)

Kill the Mohawk

Tatsumi: Really? Because I noticed how you haven't been eating since then. Y'know, not eating ain't the solution for losing weight.

Ryuko: I said that wasn't what I was thinking about!

Tatsumi: I know but still, a healthy body leads to a healthy mind.

Ryuko: If you cared so much about your body then you'd be resting instead of training! 

Tatsumi: But I need to get stronger if I want to be able to beat Satsuki and the rest of her goons.

Ryuko: And how do you expect to do that without rest?

Tatsumi: I don't know, how do you expect to beat Satsuki without food? And why are you nagging me all of a sudden?

Ryuko: Wha- You started it! Telling me to eat more and saying that I'm not getting fat. What are you hitting on me now? 

Tatsumi: No, I just saw that you looked down and thought I'd cheer you up. Besides, I'm not interested in chicks.

Ryuko tilted her head at Tatsumi, repeating that last sentence in her head. 

Ryuko: Wait... Are you... Interested in guys?

Tatsumi:...

Ryuko:....

Tatsumi:....

Ryuko:....

Tatsumi: Beg your pardon?

Ryuko: Y'know. Thinking back, it was kind of strange that you were the only one who didn't gawk at me or Satsuki when we were wearing our Kamui.

Tatsumi: Huh?

Ryuko: And the way you tried Maiko like the plague, and you did seem to be getting close with Sanagayama.

Tatsumi: Me, and HIM? Hell no!

Ryuko: So... You are? I-I mean I ain't judging or anything.

Tatsumi: I ain't gay dammit! I just don't drool over ever girl I see! Man since when did not being a pervert equate to being gay?

Ryuko: I ain't say that, I said interested in men.

Tatsumi: I'm not interested in men, get your mind out of the gutter.

Ryuko: Okay Okay don't get so antsy about it. *Whispers* Makes you look like your in denial.

Tatsumi: Y'know what... I'll remember this, and I WILL get you back for it eventually.

Ryuko: Yeah sure...

Tatsumi: But in all seriousness, what were you thinking about?

Ryuko: Well... Remember when that pervy guy started shooting at me? It made me think about how I fight and how you fight. 

Tatsumi raised an eyebrow.

Ryuko: I mean I usually like to charge in headfirst and that's a pretty damn good way of handling most problems...

Tatsumi: But?

Ryuko: But I'm starting to realize that the only reason I'm able to do that is because I have Senketsu. Without being Synchronized, I don't stand a chance against these guys. 

Tatsumi: Yeah, I get that. Trust me.

Ryuko: But you make it look so easy, I mean you were able to do all of that crazy stuff during the obstacle course while injured and the way you dodged all those attacks were so cool. Which leads me to my point.

Ryuko turned around and bowed her head to Tatsumi.

Ryuko: Please train me! I at least want to know the basics so that I can defend myself in case I get ambushed like earlier!