When dogs poop

1. the first.

Nanny had just woken up to a foul stench. She stood up and made her way downstairs. 

every step she took on her creaky stairs made her anticipate the worst... as she reached the bottom, she saw what caused the stinky. 

her dog, Big Bertha, had anally erupted on the floor. it was in a neat pile on her favourite white rug.

"Oh Bertha, why'd you do that?" Nanny sighed as Big Bertha sat next to her prived POOsession.

"woof"

"Oh well. I'll clean up later" Nanny shrugged and went to the kitchen to peel some tangerines for the lasagna she was to make later.