Evolving Threads (Multi-crossover)

Kill the traps

Sukuyo: Absolutely not. Your job as a student is to learn, my job as a mother is to clean, is that clear? Now eat your breakfast and get ready for school.

Tatsumi: With all due respect, Ryuko can't go to school without her uniform, and I don't really have any clothes left so-

The siren goes off again interrupting Tatsumi before Mako went back to running around the building.

Mako: AHHH. I forgot to keep panicking. It's our big day.

Mako pushes Ryuko towards the door while Senketsu is still being tortured via scrubbing.

Brazaro: Don't worry we'll bring your clothes to you when you get to school.

Senketsu: Ryuko, please! You're the only one that can hear me, please save me from these assassins!

Ryuko: Senketsu-

Mako: Senketsu? Who's that? Wait, did you give your uniform a name? Booooy you must be really lonely. *Grabs Ryuko and Tatsumi, who was hadn't finished eating breakfast, and rushes down the stairs with them* Even more reason to get you to school we need to find you some friends quick!

Tatsumi: Wait I was eatin' that! 

Ryuko: And everyone wants to kill me!

Mako jumps out of the house with Tatsumi and Ryuko in tow into a literal sea of students.

Ryuko: Sorry Senketsu!

Senketsu: Ryuko has abandoned me oh no- *Gets ironed* Ohhhh. That feels nice~ the wrinkles are melting away~ Ahahahaha~...

Tatsumi looked around and saw how antsy everyone looked. It was like they were getting ready to step into a battle field. 

Tatsumi: What is with everyone today?

Ryuko: Beats me. They're acting like a bunch of lemmings.

Mako: Today is the day where the no-stars of Honnouji Academy risk their lives to get to school. It's a day of reckoning, it's a day of death, it's No. Late. Day!!!

Tatsumi: ...

Ryuko: ...

Tatsumi/Ryuko: Huh?

Ryuko: No Late Day? What is that supposed to be?

Suddenly the very tall Gamagoori rises from the ground on a pillar.

Gamagoori: I sense some confusion. Ryuko Matoi, Tatsumi Sayaka.

Tatsumi: Where the hell?

Ryuko: Bite me! You elite jerk!

Gamagoori: My title is chair of the disciplinary committee and MY NAME IS IRA GAMAGOORI!!!!! Pay attention new students! You two are participating in No Late Day! Once every semester you will be forced to run an obstacle course designed by the disciplinary committee! It starts at 4 am when the siren goes off in the slums, no-star students will then have to evade the disciplinary traps as they make their way to school! The goal is to make it to the academy before the first bell rings at 8:30 AM!!! But if you happen to be late then you will be expelled on the spo- WHAT THE HELL!?! *See's Ryuko in her PJs and Tatsumi without a shirt or shoes* THOSE ARE NOT REGULATION UNIFORMS!!!

Ryuko: M-My Kamui is getting washed! It'll be delivered later on!

Tatsumi: Relax, they're just pajamas, you wear worse every day.

Ryuko:  S-Shut up you! How are you not embarrassed while being all shirtless like that.

Tatsumi: A-Are trying to insinuate something here?! I'll have you know that I am in GREAT shape! I don't train all day for nothing!