When Heroes Text Each Other (discontinued)

Chapter 3: A Guide to How to Scare Your Friends

Blue:
Y'know one of the best things about texting random people is they know nothing about you so you could like confess to 17 murders and they couldn't do anything

*something clever*:
What the fuck

Blue:
I'm just saying

*something clever*:
Every time I talk to you a mention like the cops coming after you or murders or something

Blue:
🤷🏻‍♂️ what's wrong with murder?

*something clever*:
What do you-do I need to call the cops?

Blue:
And tell them what some random number you texted seems suspicious?

*something clever*:
...

*something clever*:
Am I next?

*something clever*:
Do I at least get to know the name of the one who will take my life?

Blue:
Oh I'm not falling for that

Blue:
Just staring into the empty eye holes of my mask should be fine

*something clever*:
Why are the eye hole empty OMG do you not have eyes?

*something clever*:
LIKE A PIRATE

Blue:
You don't need to know that

Blue:
Just if someone knocks on you door tonight please open it without any weapons and make sure your home alone okay?

*something clever*:
Aye aye

*something clever*:
Wait that was insensitive

*something clever*:
...

*something clever*:
There

Blue:
🙄

*something clever*:
Y'know we don't know anything about each other

Blue:
Do you want to play two truths and a lie or something?

*something clever*:
Yes actually

Blue:
Okay I'm a serial killer my favorite color is blue and I know multiple people who are over 100 years old

*something clever*:
... your a serial killer?

Blue:
Yup! 😄

*something clever*:
Oh thank god!

Blue:
Lmao

*something clever*:
Do you just like torturing me?

Blue:
Correct again!

Blue:
Though that's what a killer would do to make you think their not a killer...

*something clever*:
Nope stop it not falling for it

Blue:
Aww

Blue:
It's your turn

*something clever*:
Oh yeah

*something clever*:
I have blue eyes one of my closet friends nicknamed me loser and I jumped from a building

Blue:
You have blue eyes

*something clever*:
Yeah 😞

Blue:
Wait... did you like jump from a building trying to kill urself?

*something clever*:
What?! Oh no no no

*something clever*:
I didn't think about that

*something clever*:
I had a plan it was calculated

*something clever*:
Sorta

Blue:
I'd say don't do it again but I don't think that'd matter

*something clever*:
Haha probably not

Blue:
Well don't die

Blue:
Very few things make me mad but that would

*something clever*:
What having your kill stolen?

Blue:
😄

*something clever*:
Wait say something

Soon To Be Murderer:
🎵 Say something I'm giving up on youuuuu 🎵

Soon To Be Murderer:
🎵 I'll be the on if you want me to 🎵

*something clever*:
Okay you can stop

Soon To Be Murderer:
🎵 Anywhere I would've followed you 🎵

Soon To Be Murderer:
🎵 say something I'm giving up on you 🎵

Soon To Be Murderer:
🎵 and I am feeling so small 🎵

Soon To Be Murderer:
🎵 it was over my head I know nothing at all 🎵

*something clever*:
OMG are you breaking up with me!!!!

Soon To Be Murderer:
Yes! I can't deal with your Chihuahua waking me up every night!

*something clever*:
We've been married 50 years and your only doing this now!?

Soon To Be Murderer:
Well there was also that one time you kidnapped someone...

Soon To Be Murderer:
But yes mainly the chihuahua

*something clever*:
Pfft

*something clever*:
A murderer and a kidnapper what a duo

Soon To Be Murderer:
🤔

Soon To Be Kidnapper:
What?

Soon To Be Kidnapper:
Oh come on

Soon To Be Kidnapper:
Who am I even going to kidnap

Soon To Be Murderer:
Idk what'd about that little girl outside?

Soon To Be Kidnapper:
I had to look out my window god your gonna give me a heart attack

Soon To Be Murderer:
Well until my tech guy finishes finding your location that might be a valid option

Soon To Be Kidnapper:
This number has blocked you

Soon To Be Murderer:
No! I was joking!

Soon To Be Kidnapper:
Ha knew it 😝

Soon To Be Murderer:
Well I did tell you

Soon To Be Kidnapper:
Salty

Salty:
🙄

Soon To Be Kidnapper:
Hey!

Salty:
No my name!