Evolving Threads (Multi-crossover)

Kill The Uniform

Mako: *Hands Ryuko her scissors* Here you go Ryuko.

Ryuko: Thanks Mako, watch out this weirdo was trying to mess with me.

Mako: Jeez dad what's wrong with you.

Ryuko: *shock* Wait, dad? He's your dad?!?

She asked worriedly looking back and forth.

She quickly bowed down and apologized to the family. Before Tatsumi entered the small room. He now had on a blue sleeveless hoodie with black patterns on the side, grey pants and red sneakers with white on the bottom.

Tatsumi: Sounds like someone just caught an uppercut. I assume Ryuko's awake now.

Ryuko: What's that supposed to mean!?

Tatsumi: You just seem like the type, besides I was right anyway.

He points to Mako's dad, who was still on the ground, bleeding.

Mako's dad: Wow, you pack one heck of a punch.

Tatsumi looks at Ryuko with a smirk and all she could do was bow her head down and apologize.

Mataro: Yeah, you and Tatsumi were real badasses especially you are running around dressed like a hooker.

Ryuko punches Mataro right in the head.

Ryuko: Shut it, I had my reasons for that ya' dick.

A woman walks into the room

Woman: If beating the bejesus out of my hubby Brazaro and Mataro makes you feel better, you can just go right on ahead.

A woman named Sukuyo Mankanshoku said.

Ryuko: O-ok? *She looks at all the bandages on her* What the?

Mako: If you're wondering who patched you up it was my dad. He's a back-alley doctor believe it or not. He's famous because he's killed way more people than he saved.

Ryuko: Yeah, that ain't a good thing. Who the hell took me here anyway?

Tatsumi: I found you unconscious so I carried you to the nearest doctor I could find, which happened to be him. Speaking of which you could've told me that you were a couple of seconds away from passing out.

Ryuko: Yeah. Sorry about that.

Sukuyo: Enough of all that. *She pulls out a giant pot of "food."* I hope you guys are hungry, it's not fancy but it's filling.

Ryuko and Tatsumi look at the "food" in disgust. It looked more like a heap of trash and food scraps put into a blender than actual food.

Mako: My mom is the best cook in the whole world! Over there you can have some croquettes filled with I don't know what, and over there you can have some miso soup with all sorts of stuff in them. Don't worry she doesn't use anything poisonous.

Tatsumi and Ryuko continue to watch as Mataro starts digging in. Not getting any chance to make sense out of this, a dog named Guts wearing a hoodie opens the door and starts eating the food from Tatsumi's plate before getting chucked out the window by Mako. He then jumps back into the house and starts eating from Ryuko's Plate.

Mataro: He eats with a lot of gusto, so we call him Guts.

The family continues to eat like crazy, while the duo continues to stare in shock.

Tatsumi: Yeah, about that. I don't eat food from people I just met anymore.

Mako: What do you mean?! You can't just go to bed on an empty stomach c'mon you two eat up!