would you look at that, more fluffy + dating hcs, but this time for our resident KFC lover <3
- first things first: he's gotten SO sick and tired of the "are you a cannibal bc you eat chicken" joke and literally just sobs on the inside every time someone genuinely thinks they're being funny 😐
- his partner is an exception tho
- tbh, his partner is an exception to A LOT of things
- "[y/n], y'know there's a law that says that you're not allowed to use your quirk in public recreationally?"
- "DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A DAMN, JUST GIVE ME A PIGGYBACK AND FLY GODDAMNIT!"
- he's actually a really good citizen??
- whether it's because of the pressure to be perfect, or because he genuinely feels great when he uses his feathers to pick up lingering trash and help the local newspaper kid distribute their papers
- this means he is GREAT housewife material
- h̶a̶w̶k̶s̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶s̶u̶b̶m̶i̶s̶s̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶b̶r̶e̶e̶d̶a̶b̶l̶e̶
- even if it's for lack of self-confidence reasons, he feels worth when doing something, especially for his partner, so his main love language is acts of service
- it's also because he's touch deprived AF and and doesn't have enough time in his day to spend with his partner to be prevalent in the other types of love languages
- however, the relationship is going to be rough at first
- like... REALLY rough
- less on the fluffy side, but hawks is the type to be instinctively toxic, like he'll try to shut out his future s/o once they know him too well because he's terrified of having his walls torn down
- it takes a LOT more than just "i love you hawks *kith*" for him to truly love someone back and be ready for commitment
- i also hc him as demiromantic-bisexual, with a slight preference for men. there's just something fruity abt him, yk?🥱
- he and mirko go to the gym together and she spends the entire time making fun of him for his scrawny legs and arms 😭😭
- i strongly believe the following and there is absolutely nothing you can do to convince me otherwise:
- he is a bird
- he thus has bird characteristics, such as not being able to see glass and being attracted to shiny objects
- no i mean he literally sees a small piece of gold wrapper and boom, he's pocketing it and creating a collection
- his partner would lovingly point it out and he simply goes "BUT IT'S SO SHINY???"
- his s/o lets him continue bc they find it adorable
- he also molts 😕
- IT'S FRIKKIN ANNOYING
- it doesn't affect his job all that much since, when hawks molt, the feathers tend to fall a few at a time, so they can still fly and stuff
- BUT
- THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
- In the kitchen
- In bed
- In the couch
- In the soba he made for dinner ⁉⁉⁉⁉
- his partner gets so pissed eventually that they tell him that he's not allowed to go to work unless he cleans up first (giving off milf/dilf vibes ngl)
