One day I went to mercury pharmacy.
(Only Filipino can understand and if you're not then we're good...)Me: *went to the counter and ask* hey miss did you know where Venus is?
Woman: Sorry young girl you'd better ask the astrologist.
Me: What?! I thought Venus is your neighbor.
YOU ARE READING
jokes, philosophy thinker, Relatable Fun Fact, & Pick Up Lines
Randomnahh just writing what's on my mind bruh... This jokes are not funny... I already warned you. . . . . ...