Sussy Imposter (Crack) Fic

Sussy Imposter

Sussy Imposter (crack) Fic [ Red x Y/N (The first and last ever cashier in the world) angst ]

It was a normal day in the supermarket, you're wondering why you're the only cashier in the world.. You wonder if everything is fake and is created by a teenager typing on their iPad, but you realise life's too short for those worries, so you just keep on cashiering.

Red comes into the supermarket, you've never seen such a beautiful shade of red. (actually you've never seen red before you're colourblind) Red picks up a can of mini cans — one of your most popular items. Red then starts walking to the counter very slowly, you think to yourself why is he going towards me?! Is he going to ask me out?! I've never had anyone walk towards me like that..

Red finally opens his mouth or I assume because he's wearing a giant red spacesuit and I can't see his mouth.

— " Can I get a discount with this? " Red says while holding up the can of mini cans

You take this chance to show him your humour,

— " Yes you ** C A N** " You say while being not sure if he can

Red has a heart attack

As Red was dying he told you to come closer, as you did he said,

" You..'re s-..s..sus....... "

As he took his last breath.

You start crying, sobbing as hard as you can, which is weird because you don't have eyes......

You say,

" I wish I could hear those words again.. "

You feel a slight movement on your hand which is on his chest, Red is alive!

— " Those words again. "

— " No Red that's not what I meant!! " You shout,

But it was already too late, he had took his last last breath. (for real this time probably)

You scream through your lungs which you've also never seen before, so you just assume you have them.

The End

Hope you enjoyed the black market AU!!!!