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(a/n) I'm currently listening to 5sos while writing this. but sorry I haven't been updating!! also sorry if the emojis look weird, I'm writing this on my computer. 


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Charlie: ok ok everything is set up >:)

Hotch: ??? I feel like we are about to be murdered.

JJ: It was nice knowing you all 😭😭

Charlie: OH SHIT WAIT

<Charlie removed Hotch from the conversation> 

Charlie: okay good 

JJ: Aye why does he get to stay alive :(

Emily: wait what's happening hotch looks sad or some typa shit

Garcia: He's PMSing dw 😊✨✨

Derek: LMAOFRDNGEJ

Charlie: did you guys ssrsly forget what day it is.. damn I'm so sorry crotchy hotchy 

JJ: rip 

Charlie: it's his bday 😐😐😐

Emily: OH LMAOO OOPS

Garcia: We set up a really nice birthday party at his house!!!

Spencer: How did you even get into his house?

Charlie: spence, ily. but did you really need to ask 🥱

Spencer: Okaaaay... 

Charlie: ;) 

Garcia: So you guys forgot to get him I gift, I assume 

JJ: Pretty muuuch

Emily: yup...

Charlie: actually I just signed the gift I gave him to the both of us em 

Emily: YES ILY OMG

Derek: imagine being in a relationship... couldn't be me

JJ: I know 😇

Derek: die

JJ: What did you even get him? 

Charlie: I just took all the paperwork I didn't complete and wrapped it lmao

Derek: WHAT LMAOO

Garcia: YO I SAID "GOOD GIFTS" 

Charlie: i mean, i gain from it ;)

Emily: i taught you well 😶😶

Derek: bro brb I'm doing the same

Garcia: NO NO GOOD GIFTS

Rossi: Garcia, what did you get him?

Garcia: Some Scotch, sir. :)

Emily: I'm gonna get a leash for that sticky kid

Charlie: PLS 

JJ: Bro someone tell Hotch to chill tf out 😒

Derek: ??

JJ: He's whining that he can't read our messages.

Derek: ayo rossi, seduce him until he forgets 😏😏😏😏

Charlie: STFU GNJEGNEK 

Rossi: What?

Spencer: I'm confused. 

Emily: yeah I'm leaving LMAOO

Derek: good 

Emily: stfu mr clean from wish

JJ: 🤐

Charlie: the card for hotch is on the counter

Derek: i signed it ;) 

Emily: "I'm sorry i forgot ur bday. ur hot. -derek the motherfucking morgan"

Charlie: you could've at least try to make it funny 👆

Derek: IT WAS FUNNY 👹👹👹👹👹

JJ: Nope :)

Charlie: i hate you all

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