Ijekiel *holding the door open cause he's a polite boy* : After you, princess.
Athanasia *embarrassed but happy* : No, no after you!
Ijekiel: I insist princess, please, after you!
Lucas *with a disgusted face but wearing a fabulous cape, pushing past the two of them* : After me, you dimwits.
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Anastasius *to Jennette* : We don't use bad words in the palace, don't worry.
Claude *immediately in the distance* : SHIT
Athanasia *followed by a loud crash* : GOD DAMN IT
Lucas *amongst explosions* : FUCKING HELL
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Diana: Hi, Your Majesty!
Claude *internally* : Omg, here is the girl of my dreams. She's so pretty and amazing, she's the best girl ever. How do I tell her that I am in love with her???
Claude: Shut the fuck up, Wench
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Athanasia : Lily, you deserve a reward for putting up with me!
Lily: No need to, Princess. You are my reward :)
Claude *copying Athy*: Felix, you deserve a reward for putting up with m-
Felix: Hell yeah I do, cause you're a real bitch sometimes.
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Book Of Randomness
RandomBored. Did it cause I'm bored. Just a book made by someone's who's bored. Photos are not mine. Credits to the original artist.