Trisha's Tragedy - Based on a True Story

Stairway to Emo Heaven

It was a stormy rainy day. There were dark storm rain clouds in the sky and it was raining wet drops of water. Trisha sat in her pink jeep listening to her favorite band, My Chemical Romance. Trisha was very emotional. Some would even say, she was a sad boi 😔😔. She was crying very emotional, sad tears when suddenly her car was struck by lightning!! Silly Trish sitting outside in the middle of a storm😂😂😂😂😂😂. She felt a shock and jumped out of her seat out of fEAR😱. But she was ok. Wow I am ok, she thought.
"WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY" a voice yelled from the back seat.
"AHH" Trisha screamed. She looked behind her and saw none other than her idol, Gerad Weigh.
"Oh hello Gerald Why. Very good to see you. I am also a #emoboi. Big fan."
"Hello there Trisha Paytas. I know who you are. I know everything. I am the edgy overlord. I see and hear all."
"Ohmygod you're just like Jesus. I love Jesus🙏🙏. But how did you get here your majesty?"
"I felt your emo sad boi emotions and fell from the heavens to assist you on your spiritual journey."
"Wow that is so cool, Gary When. Please guide me on my way to emo nirvana."
"Okay wait here" Gerard said as he stepped out of the very expensive vehicle.
"JERRY NO!" Trisha yelled. But it was too late. Just as he exited, a long, skinny, electric, hot, spicy, deadly, bright, large, bolt of lightning struck upon the tall, pale, black clothed, man with dark colord orbs and size 8 shoes. Gerard let out a scream
"HAAAVVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS THAT YOU'RE DEAD🕊🕊"
"Jeremiah please don't leave me," Trisha cried, as wet drops of water leaked from her tear ducts. "You still need to help me achieve my true emo dreams!"
"Come here," Gerard said weakly. He was laying on the moist pavement now, just moments away from death. Trisha leaned in so she could hear his final words to her.
"What is it Gaylord, tell me, please😫😫" Trisha wailed.
"The thing you need..." Gerard coughed. His esophagus was flowing like the Nile River out of his eating crevasse. "is... betterhelp.com." Gerard breathed his last breath🥺🥺.
"NoOoOoOOoOoOO!!!" Trisha peed a little out of pure sadness. She picked up Gerard's dead body. It was limp, like dehydrated lettuce. She closed his eyelids out of respect and gently placed him in the middle of oncoming traffic.
"Goodbye Jarvis my beloved🤧🤧" Trisha got back into her very large and pink car and drove off into the sunset.