Shrek POV
Me and Fiona just had an argument because I wanted to use a butt plug but she thought it was weird🙄
So I decided to walk to lord farquaad to tell him he can have his little sugar mommy back.
Farquaad POV
Ughhhhh I was extremely horny but because my short ass can't pull and one I had NOBODY to suck my little pp
So as I'm laying in my bed one of the sexy ass guards come in to tell me that pussy bitch shrek is here.... Boy do I hate that green toad looking ass
But.... As he walked in I-I got even more horny
Idk why but he looked hot asf it was weird
Shreks POV
As I walk in he was in his bed some how he looked sexy as hell but that was the least of my worries right now
But I noticed he had the biggest boner
Like
His sick grew 3 extra inches I swear
It was weird
It kinda...turned me on
I ripped off all my clothes and put his duck in my ass hole he was a moaning mess it was hot I continued to go faster and faster and the room was hot and we were both sweating
Guards POV
"Ayo you hear that" says guard one
" yeah I didn't wanna say anything" says guard two
"Damn...shrek sounds hot ngl"
"Y-yeah"
Shrek POV
I continue to go faster and I can feel myself about to cum but I realized that farquaad isn't moaning any more
I get off to see him dead
I- I couldn't help myself to keep going
The end
Idk what that was
And Idk what I just wrote
