Rex dies

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Acting class. What do we do in it? Honestly you never know when it comes to Sikowitz's. This man has.....interesting teaching methods.

Beck and I were playing a part where we're a couple, easy, and we have to act like every thing the other do is frustrating.

"How's your egg plant?" I ask him. We were eating fake dinner.

"It's fine. How's your spaghetti" Beck answers. My jaw drops.

"I hate you!" I raise my voice.

"Why?" He asks confused. I roll my eyes.

"I'm not having spaghetti, I'm having spaghettini!" I say.

"What's the difference?" He asks frustrated.

"Spaghettini is a very thin noodle, spaghetti is is a relatively fat noodle, we've been over this!" I yell.

"I forgot!"

"I mean why do we even take a pasta class together?!" I say. Beck slams his hands against the table about to say something.

"And done!" Sikowitz says. Huh?

"We're done?" Beck asks confused.

"But we still have a few more lines?" I say.

"No, I meant this" Sikowitz says holding up a jar.

"What is that?" Andre asks.

"Well it was a jar of cream, but now that I've shaken it very vigorously for an hour, it's butter" He answers. We all raise our eyebrows at him.

"You make your own butter?" Jade asks.

"In deed"

"Is it good?" Robbie asks.

"I don't know I refuse to eat dairy" he says throwing it in the trash. Whyyyyyy?  "Savannah, Beck take your seats" he claps.

"If he doesn't eat dairy why would he-"

"I'd not know. I don't get it" I cut Beck off as he wraps his arm around my shoulder.

"Alright! For the last few minutes of class, let's talk about the one act play I'm directing" Sikowitz says. Everyone just stares at him, waiting for him to talk.

"Well?" Andre asks.

"Well what?" Sikowitz asks. Bloody hell.

"Want to talk about the one act play you're directing?" Andre asks.

"Alright" he asks like it wasn't his idea in the first place. "First of all I want to thank you all for auditioning, the two lead rolls will be played by...." We all started stomping our feet.

"Andre and Robbie!"

"Cool" Andre says.

"Hot beef!" Robbie says.

"Would anyone else like to be my guardian?" Rex groans.

"Did any of the rest of us get parts?" Cat asks.

"Awww, is a certain little red head hoping she got a roll in teachers play?" Sikowitz smiles crouching down in front of her.

"She is" Cat giggles.

"Well she didn't" Sikowitz states. Cats jaw drops and she pouts.

"But I do need some help with the backstage crew. Jade, Cat, I want you girls on lighting"

"Lighting?" Jade cringes.

"Yes, pronounced it perfectly"

Jade scowls at him while Beck and I smirk at her. She glares at us.

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