Roach, Tulip, and Chief walked into Hogwarts ready to get sorted into their houses, They met two of their teachers, Hallou and Mrs. Finn (who also happened to be an iconic gay couple because period) They also met a mean, Ed Sheeran look-alike who turned out to be their teacher named pacific ocean liver (he was a little mean). They all got sorted into Slytherin, and had a seat at the Slytherin table, thats when they heard a commotion from the front of the grand hall, the *teachers* Hallou, and pacific ocean liver were fighting ! Odiously all three of them joined in on the students, who were gathered around watching the fight.
"YEAAAAA HALLOU IS REMAKING THE SHAPE OF YOU'' Roach screamed
''nice one'' Chief told roach as they continued to scream for Hallou to win
After that fight had been broken up, it had turned out that pacific ocean liver had called Hallou a ''Gay old hag'' And Hallou was done with pacific ocean liver's bs, so they got in a fight, pacific ocean liver got fired, and Hallou won.
~time skip shawtys~
Roach, Chief, and Tulip all walk towards the Slytherin common room before they saw a Gryffindor named ''Shiny'' walk up to them,
Roach looked at shiny and said ''Damn, you look like stale McDonalds fries'' (was it a lie? i shall not say)
Shiny looked at roach and snapped ''Shut up, you look like you wash your face with foot water''
''Yea, its your moms foot water'' Roach added (which made Tulip and Chief laugh)
Needless to say, the 'your mom' joke was the final straw, and fists started to fly, Jesus above could hear the screaming and commotion.
"OH YEA THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING MY MOMS FOOT WATER YOU WHORE'' Shiny screamed as they pulled Roach's hair.
"REALLY? OH YEA, WELL I STOLE HER FOOT WATER, AND HAD SEX WITH HER TOO YOU STINKY RAT" Roach yell back, as they kicked Shiny in the kneecap.
Professor Finn rushed over and split the two up, sending them on their way, but a new arc was blooming at Hogwarts, the ''Roach vs. Shiny'' arc
And it was just beginning
