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rice cake
okay sure whatever

chilly
i'll guard it with my life bro

jadon

ITS FALLINGCHILLYCATCH IT

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ITS FALLING
CHILLY
CATCH IT

chilly
WHAT
BRO
ILL TRY
WHAT

the REAL white boy of the month
how are we meant to look after your
ketchup over a groupchat?

jesse lingard
better not be planning on having that
ketchup with eggs✋

rice cake
IT CAN DO THAT?

jadon

guys what the fucki trusted youLOOK AT MY KETCHUPBRUV

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guys what the fuck
i trusted you
LOOK AT MY KETCHUP
BRUV

chilly
....
i'm sorry?

jadon
say sorry to my ketchup

the REAL white boy of the month
i'm lost

rice cake
jadon mate you need to go
outside, get some fresh air,
and touch some grass.

money mase
guys does anyone know what i
should get my girlfriend for dinner?

chilly
hmmmm
depends what you fancy and what
vibe you are going for.
like pizza, nuggets, pasta, chinese,
etc.

rice cake
bro you've never had chinese though
so how could you recommend that?
mason i feel like pasta, pizza or chinese
is a safe bet.

marcus
....
how am i actually friends with you two?
combined you probably have about 1/8
of a brain cell.

jadon
GIRLFRIEND?

marcus
you are making sancho look smart

chilly
OH SHIT WAIT

rice cake
OH MY DAYS
FINALLY

marcus
now they realise

chilly
TALIA AND MASON ARE OFFICIAL

shaw
wait so they haven't been official this
whole time?

john pebbles
fuck me im running to
the church rn to pray for
talia. she is doing some real
good stuff for the community and
taking one for the team by dating
mason🤝

money mase
yeah about that....
it's not talia.

jadon
you what?

mings
i am speechless

roadman eminem
hey talia x

jude
talia, i actually have a villa
in ibiza that i'm renting for a
week x

money mase
😭
both of you can fuck off
obviously it's talia

marcus
do none of you actually have
brain cells?

the REAL white boy of the month
right so i've just seen this fact
and i want to try it out

marcus
jack continues to prove my point

shaw
i actually don't think i can handle this
today

walker
yeah neither tbf

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AUTHORS NOTE: ....think this fic is coming to an end :,)

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