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money mase
did you have one gin and
tonic too many?

pickford
hang on
declan was drinking gin and
tonic😭

imposter aka talia
yeah his favourites were
pink gin, violet gin or
passionfruit 😩

raheem
why does this shit not shock me?

rice cake
why you judging?
they are good mate

imposter aka talia
declan told me that i'm decent at
football! he said i'd make a good
goalkeeper.

pickford
just remember:
always shout at your defenders!!
it's key.
watch and learn!

money mase
oh here we go

pickford
MAGUIRE YOU TWAT
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
DOING?!
FUCKING DO YOUR JOB
FUCKING MELT

harry 1
why the fuck is it always me

shaw
😎

chilly
🤝😎

pickford
fucking no point shouting at
chilly. like shouting at a pole.

chilly
wtf is that meant to mean?

pickford
just fuck off

imposter aka talia
.....
wow jordan!
thank you for the advice.
i'll try to keep that in mind

pickford
anytime talia!

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heavyweight champions

the REAL white boy of the month
mase what is going on with you
and talia? what is the situation?

money mase
nothing
i really like her and i think she likes
me but just no label right now

roadman eminem
so she is technically still on
the market?

money mase
fuck off you cotton bud

rice cake
cant see her getting with anyone else
but she might get the wrong impression
and think you don't want anything serious
so might want to move a bit faster mate

jesse lingard
never thought i would see deccers
giving sensible and normal advice
what does this talia even look like?

money mase

judewishing i was older🙏🏻

اوووه! هذه الصورة لا تتبع إرشادات المحتوى الخاصة بنا. لمتابعة النشر، يرجى إزالتها أو تحميل صورة أخرى.

jude
wishing i was older🙏🏻

money mase
jude go watch some peppa pig and
go to sleep. it is past your bedtime.

jude
🙄

jesse lingard
FFFFFFFFFFF
FFFUCKING HELL OKAY
RIGHT.
i salute the boys in the groupchat
for their resilience and everything.
and i now agree with declan!

the REAL white boy of the month
thank you. it has been hard.

money mase
we know WHAT has been hard for you
jack. you shoot your shot with her at
every opportunity mate😭

rice cake
just remembered that mason has a
foot fetish. day: ruined.

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