you were in class sitting beside your friend, your teacher was was explaining something to do with math and you eventually got bored and whispered to your friend" hey do you wanna hangout after schoo- "
" miss deez nutter, can you please answer this equation? "
" fuck " you thought to yourself while hearing you friend giggle, shooting a glare at her.
" why should i know math if i wanna be a doctor or something... do i have to ask my patients to answer an equation or else they won't get their prescriptions " you thought to yourself and sighed looking back to the teacher
" miss deez nutter please pay attention next time " your teacher stated while you nodded
a few hours passed and now it was time to go home, while you were walking home spotted a kitten, but not only that, someone feeding it.
you smirked. " it is time. " her next victim.
" hey " she called causing the figure to turn out
he had long wavy hair and thick eyebrows
" he looks like jacob from twilight " you thought to yourself laughing mentally
" huh? y/n ??? "
" how do you- "
" it's baji do you not remember "
ah. your childhood friend you haven't spoken to in years
" baji ??? " you grinned " i haven't seen you in years! "
you guys chi chatted for a while, you started to grow impatient wanting to tell him the joke
" baji i have something to tell you " you looked down trying to hold in your chuckles
" hm? what is it? "
" actually i'm, moving tomorrow " you said
" huh... oh well where are you moving to? "
" sawcon. "
" sawcon? " where's tha-
" SAWCON DEEZ NUTZ DUMBA- "
he punched you.
( a/n ) : GUYSGUYS i wanna write an actual fanfic and i want it to be based off of words bubble up like soda pop but i don't know who i want it to be about, kazutora or chifuyu ,, ⁉️⁉️ i'll make it an x reader one,, also should i make the reader gender neutral ??
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the deez nutter
Romancey/n is a highschooler who still finds deez nuts jokes funny, what happens when she comes across certain members from the most dangerous organization and makes a deez nuts joke with them?