Sam, the Big Sussy Baka Man, was clipping his sexy One Singular Toe nails.
"wRƏUh!!" *insert strange male dog monkey noises*
"FUCK MAN MY ONE SINGULAR TOE NAIL!!!"
sam was experiencing pain. he had cut his One Singular Toe nail, hangnails were found. THE DREADED HANGNAILS.
"if I wasnt so calm cool and collected right now I'd be an arsonist setting fire to small children and annoying bronks."
sam was a very cool calm and collected sussy baka. he was good at being ponk.
He devotes his whole life to killing founders of nail clippers. They cause smam immense pain. Grudges were made that day.
VERY STINKY GRUDGES
"motherfucker man I hate palpatine"
Palicki Palpatine, the founder of nail clippers and evil science behind rubber ducks specifically made for sauce making. HIS SHINING METAL TITS TERRIFIED SAM.
"Damn those tits do be lowkey shiny doe"
sam and his desperate fish william (she fucks dogs btw) must embark on a journey to kill all palicki supporters. It is their dooty. They must. *sharts*
"I. AM. MUSICAL. GENIUS." says crescendo sam (gaylord woopwoop)
william and his naughty pet sam left the apartment complex (imagine the LEGO MOVIE SETTING) SAM IS EMMET
And they left to go eat ass and slap grass. (Meaning the went to go kill all supporters of shiny tit palicki and the big small man himself)
emmet Gaylord sam and shee william crossed the street and *BAMAMAMMAMAMAMAMAMBI*
car truck ice cream fire asshole goes boom into side of sam and william the small girl child.
*end of chapter*
(Thanks for reading, no context needed. Enjoy GAYstation)
PRAISE TO THE BIGMAN HIMSELF.
SAMUEL PEGGIN MAYSWITHLEN
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