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REPOST: Little star sweeper; Loki x baby reader

"Loki, we need to talk about this, ever since Jane's pregnancy, you've been insulting my unborn child. I would like to know why that is brother?"

"First of all, get it through your head that I'm NOT your brother! Second; this realm annoys me to no end and now to add more to my punishment here, you expect me to live in this confound building with a wet, dripping, noisy bildshnipe baby". Loki turned around and walked away as Thor then growled.

"That wet, dripping, noisy bildshnipe baby will be my future child, and your future niece or nephew".

"Oh well then I shall have to practice my curtsy". Loki dripped out with sarcasm as he mocked a bow then turned back around and continued to walk away as Thor then roared at his brother.

"Don't turn your back on my Loki!"

"Oh no Thor, perhaps you shouldn't turn your back on me". Suddenly Loki was pinned to the wall and held by his arms by his brother as he snarled.

"Is that a challenge?!"

"Temper, temper Thor, I would dream of challenging you". Thor growled softly then released his brother. "Though that child maybe born one day, I will never take part in getting to know it, nor will I ever come to love it, because it's a disgrace to even be birth by a father like you and a mortal woman as it's mother".

"LOKI!!!" Thor charged at him but Loki disappeared into green light causing Thor to crash into the floor. He growled as he fell for that trick again then he heard a voice say.

"Leave it point break, he's not worth it anyways, don't let him get to you". He looked up to see Tony outside the broken doorway. He entered Loki's room and helped Thor stand up as he said again, "don't let him get to you Shakespeare, there's one like him in every family, actually two in my family. And they always manage to ruin special occasions" Tony patted his shoulder for comfort.

Thor sighed deeply and muttered to himself loudly enough for Tony to hear him,

"What am I going to do with him?"

"We could always make Bruce angry and let him have some fun like last time". Tony suggested.

"Brother Tony!" Thor stated.

"Alright, alright, just suggesting. Oh yeah, can I make a request? If your baby is a boy mind naming him after yours truly?" He said as he raised his hands up in defeat then continued as they both walked out of Loki's room. Thor laughed heartily as the two of them walked back to join the others back in the lounge room.

*FF to birth of baby*

Jane had woke up one evening due to her water being broke as her contractions began as she started panting and screaming in pain. Thor, Bruce and Pepper quickly got her to the emergency wing of the tower and got her ready for the birth. With Bruce as her doctor, Pepper as the midwife and Thor standing by as her partner all three of them coached Jane into the long labor.

After 14 hours of labor, Jane and Thor were finally proud parents.

Pepper cleaned their baby up and said as Bruce wrapped the baby up in a pink blanket.

"Thor, Jane, I'm proud to say you both have a beautiful, healthy baby girl". Jane and Thor smiled then Pepper handed the baby to Jane who held her baby close to her chest and Thor looked down at this little angel they had created and brought into this world.

"She's so beautiful, just like her mother" Thor said softly as he looked at Jane and she looked up at him. They kissed each other then looked down at their little girl.

"Do we have a name yet?" Pepper asked.

"We do, (y/n). (Y/f/n) (y/m/n) Thordottir". Jane stated. Bruce then printed out her birth certificate and said.