The fourth ninja war was in full swing when two young gennin unknowingly walked past a certain clearing.
"All I'm saying is that big brother Naruto shouldn't have any trouble beating a couple of dead guys."
"But Konahamaru, its not just a couple of dead guys, its several dozen of some of the greatest ninja! The kages and seven swordsmen of the mist, even the Akatsuki!"
"Huh. Except for that one, the one who big brother shikamaru blew up."
"F*** YOU!"
And with that, the two gennin ran off.
"Huh. Looks like f***ing kakuzu is f***ing alive. So turns out the brats managed to f***ing kill him. He had better come f***ing sew me back together."
Hidan heard footsteps approaching the clearing. Many footsteps.
"LET US GO AND PROTECT OUR VILLAGES! SEALING TEAM, IN THE BACK. NINJUTSU USERS, IN THE FRONT! LETS MOVE OUT!"
"Uh-oh" Hidan groaned as he heard cheerd.
"OW! THAT F***ING HURTS! OW!" He yelled as the troop trampled him.
"Wait a minute... sounds like their going to seal someone... Kakuzu? KAKUZU!"
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Shikamaru's Backyard
FanfictionRemember that akatsuki member, Hidan? He's burried in the Nara's forest (aka shikamaru's backyard) What happens when Shikadai hears muffled cursing from underground? I do not own Naruto or any of the characters.
