Something's not right..

Chapter One

Eh, well I have literally nothing to do. San Fransico's great and all and I've explored it but if you count how many times I went to the mall and came back, you would need to count till a fricking thousand! Finally, tomorrow I'll be going back to school. I'm just sixteen, why am I excited to back to school? I guess that's what happens when you're stuck doing nothing productive.

Do you think that way too? Cause then I'm not alone. And that might feel good. Tomorrow is going to be good. I'll be reunited with my friends, Alex and Danny. Mah bois. And maybe I'll see Maya. Someday. Someday I'll ask her out. It might not happen cause a beautiful girl like her miiiiight be taken. I wonder what type of new blood will come tomorrow. Cause it would be good to have another person in our group.

The next morning.

Finallllllllllllllllly! I'm baaaaak! Oh, I was longing to step on these steps. Guess what Bayview High, I'm back. Your king has returned. బాహుబల్లి తిరిగి వచ్చాడు. Ahh, it feels good to breathe the school's air. When I sat in my chair, it feels like I'm sitting on my throne. Oh, good. The teacher came. It's at this point he introduces the new kid. But they are not here. Is this my chance to crown myself as the king of high school? Oh, damn it. He came. His name is John, what a stupid name. Everyone is calling him me 2.0. HE IS NOT LIKE ME! That idiot is soooooo dumb. He forgot his pencil. Ha! What an amateur.  At least he didn't dazzle mah boiiiiis. They are so loyal to me. The only person I have to protect from his dazzling is Maya. Ohhh god no. If he falls in love with her. I can kiss my chance of being with her goodbye.

Oh, dear god. Please don't do that. Okay, it feels like mah bois are not that amused with him. It feels like they met him before. I don't know. It might be my imagination. In between every single class, he was talking to a strange person. It's sus but I really don't care. When I came back home, a cop was in my house talking about rugs and stuff. I think someone stole a very exquisite rug in SFO.  If that happened, thieves have hit a new low. Stealing rugs? Pfttttt, idiots. IKEA sells them for fifty bucks. After completing my homework, I was thinking about the new kid. Who is that man? Is he his father or is he a rug dealer? 

Who would want to steal rugs? Idiots, IKEA sells th- I feel like I said this before. Well as Ed always says, tomorrow's a brand new day. If new kid John is trying to make a move with her, I have to ask her out fast. 

I am not throwing away my shot. I am not throwing away my shot. Hey yo, I'm just like my country, I'm young, scrappy and hungry and I'm not throwin' away my shot I'm,-

I've lapsed into song lyrics again. Damn it. I knew it would happen.

Anyways. Tomorrow's going to be totally going to be rad. 

Is that a thing, saying rad?

Tomorrow's a brand new day Someone told me, "Always say what's on your mind" And I am only being honest with you, I get lonely and make mistakes from time to time Se enioma enko ye, bibia be ye ye

Bibia be ye ye, ye ye, ye ye
Bibia be ye y

I DID IT AGAINNNNNNNN!