Kurapika Simp Guide

QnA ft. Kurapika and Leorio

*small thing imma be the host here so no bullshit about me shipping myself with anyone alright its my job*

Alright bitches and bros and non binary hoes! Welcome to he first anual QnA with yours truly, Kurapika Kurta and Leorio *insert last name* (im so sorry i can't spell it)

With me,Quinn , as your host! How are we feeling today gentelmen?

Leorio: I'm feelin' great Len, ready for the questions to come on in!

Kurapika: I too am ready for the questions that are yet to come

Me: Great to hear guys, now, lets get to our first question. And for the sake of me not going back and forth for everyones name, be questions shall be anomonys

Me: The first question is for Kurapika. "What is your favorite nickname for leorio when the others are around?" (If im wrong im sorry and please specify)

Leorio: I would actually love to hear this

Kurapika: uh.. well I-

Me:No need to be shy! It's not like this is being watched by thousands of people or anything!

Kurapika: That's an odd way to put it.. Well if you insist.. The nickname I have for his is Beanpole

Leorio: I'm sorry WHAT?

Kurapika: Yes, beanpole..

Leorio: Where'd that come from?!

Kurapika: Your height.. and something else..

Leorio: My height- Oh my god

Me: And you use this name around the children?- ok whatever. Anyways next question!

Leorio: Yea we're defiantly looking into that later.

Me: The next question is for leorio. "Would you punch/inflict any damage on Ging again? (cuz i would sis)"

Leorio: Was that last part added?

Me: Yes it was, now answer the question

Leorio: Hell yeah I would! Next time the punch is going straight to his di-

Me: Language. There's a possibility young viewers are reading, so let's keep this as nice as we can

Leorio: Sorry. But my answer is yes. Personally I don't believe Ging deserves to be a father, but unfortunately, that's not up to me

Me: Much better, now the next question is for you again. "Can I get a hug like the one you gave Gon at the election PLSSS?"

Leorio: A hug? Well uh.. I guess so. Whoever wrote this comment get on up here!

In that moment, a singular person(the commenter) stood up and fled down the stairs to cling on to leorio with open arms. With the hug lasting about 8 seconds and leorio lifting them up, leorio settled them down and patted them on the back

Leorio: Alright kid hope you feel better now

Me: Aww that was sweet (btw shoutout ZenitsuGivesMeLife. Liked your hug?)

Me: The next question is for Kurapika. "Do you know how to play any instuments? If yes, are you playing them for Hi No Moeru Hitomi? If no, who is?"

Kurapika: Yes, I do know how to play a few instruments. Personally my favorite is the violin, and yes I did play the instuments in Hi Ni Moeru Hitomi. It's an ancient song passed of nfrom my elders

Me: Teach me I beg you- I mean *ahem* Next question please!

Me: So the next question was requested to be asked seperately, so we're gonna go ahead and seperate them real quick

*the setting changes to me and kurapika in a white room together with 2 chairs and a mic on the table*

(LMAO IMMA MAKE A BLOOPER REAL QUICK)

*the camera zooms in on me muttering to myself on the bathroom with my head on the wall*

Me: don't kiss him don't kiss him don't kiss- OH MY GOD BEGONE-

*camera cuts off with a distored me running after the camera*

Me: So kurapika, the commenter whats to know, and I quote "When are you gonna propose, coward?"

Kurapika: Coward...?

Me: Hey this comes from the commenter, not me

Kurapika: I see. Well, I never really thought of proposal. To be compleatly honest, I think thing are perfect the way they are now

Me: So you have no marriage intention?

Kurapika: Alright, I'll be honest.. I'm a little afraid that Leorio might think it's a joke.. and not take it seriously

Me: I see. So it's a rejection fear? Well don't worry it's totally natural! Plus, Leorio loves you, and I'm sure he'd say yes.

Kurapika: Wow, thank you Quinn, I really appreciate the motivation

Me: No problem. Now if you'd excuse me I gotta go see leorio, mind staying here for a bit?

Kurapika: Sure, no problem

*camera cuts to me sitting with leorio*

Me: So this question says " When are you gonna propose, coward?"

Leorio: This person things I'm a coward? Oh I'll show them-

Me: Just answer the question, Leorio

Leorio: Huh, never really thought about marriage, but I can promise you this, one day I will. And I'm gonna make it BIG!

Me: Love the enthusiasm man. Alright lets get back to the scene

*camera comes back to the starter place*

Me: Alright we have one last question, and surprise its from me!

Leorio: This should be interesting

Kurapika: Indeed

Me: So remember when leorio wasted those 50 hours during the hunter exam and you had to stay in that tiny room?

Kurapika: Oh please don't remind me

Leorio: Hey!

Me: So like what happened? I mean what did you guys talk about?

Kurapika: *thinking*

Leorio: Oh yeah, I learned that Kurapika sneezes like a girl!

Kurapika: I what?

Leorio: Yeah, one night when you stayed up reading and everyone else was asleep, I heared something so I looked up and seen you with your nose in your elbow. I swear I thought I heared a little kid or something

Kurapika: I do not!

(I think this is gonna be a oneshooot)

Me: Anyways, that's all the time we have left! Thank you for reading and I hope you're satisfied with your answers. Next time, who knows? I may even gather the main 4! Everyone have a nice day and you'll be seeing me again soon!

Leorio: Bye guys!

Kurapika: Farewell!

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I kid you not it is 3:00 am rn and
I am so tired I can't anymore-
But yeah I might do that oneshot
(i swear i get inspitaion from the weirdest things)
But deffff another one of these
Next time ill ask for questions of the main 4
Thank you for all your questions
Akaku

The update was me changing my name-
Its now Quinn
What do you guys think?