Tsukishima: imagine being short, looking like a tangerine, and having a milkman as a boyfriend..
Hinata: *angry boi glares* well.. WELL IMAGINE BEING A LIVING SALT SHAKER
Tsukishima: *pretends to get hurt from it bc yamaguchi said to let hinata win*
Hinata, Noya, Tanaka: *falls for it and are surprised*
(idk who yelled it for daichi) Ennoshita?: *knows what going on* NICE KILL HINATA
