Warioware: Burger Fool

Burger Fool

"Well, we'll still need help cooking! That's why I'm asking Kat, Ana, and Nine Volt to help!"

Kat, Ana, and Nine Volt walked up to the grill.

"Are you sure that they're old enough to cook?" Mona asked.

"Of course!" Wario said.

"I think this burger is still raw!", Kat said.

"I think this burger is burnt!", Ana said.

"I think this burger is expired!", Nine Volt said.

"Don't worry!" Wario said, "Just throw it in the chilli!"

"We don't sell chilli," Jimmy said.

"We do now!" Wario quickly shouted back. He turned around and saw Mona.

"There you are!" he said, "I need you on the cash register. The knight I hired isn't doing a good job."

"Good morrow, sire! Welcome to Wario Burger! What art thou craving? Bring it to me and I shall slay it!"

Mona went to the cash register and saw a customer standing in front of it. "Hola," they said.

"Oh!" Mona said, "You speak Spanish. I'm a bit rusty but I'll try my best! Anyways: what would you like?"

"Yo quiero dos hamburguesas y dos hamburguesas con queso."

"Um... I guess I'm worse than I thought, eh?"

"Let me help you!" Dr Crygor said, walking up with a machine. "This automatic translator should do the trick! Now then," he looked back at the customer, "could you please repeat your order?"

"Yo quiero dos hamburguesas y dos hamburguesas con queso."

The translator started whirring as its gears turned. Steam started to come out. Eventually, they heard a *ding* as the translated sentence was said out loud by the machine: "MY TOILET IS COVERED IN KETCHUP."

"Oh dear..." Dr Crygor said, "I need to update its AI. Uh, Penny?"

Back at the grill, Young Cricket was trying to cook.

"Master!" he said, "Where are the people? No one is watching my performance! Are they not pleased? What kind of a teppanyaki is this?"

"Just keep singing the teppanyaki songs!" Master Mantis replied, "For now: you're just a butterfly, but you'll soon be able to perform the legendary teppanyaki onion volcano! Now: we need more ingredients. To the basement!" He disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"We don't have a basement," Young Cricket said.

Master Mantis reappeared. "I should have noticed the lack of invisible stairs while I disappeared. To the refrigerator!"

"What's that, grandpa?" Penny asked.

"I decided to try scientifically enhancing this lemon lime soda!" he responded, "Try some."

Penny took a sip. She recoiled in shock. "Whoah!" she shouted, "It's tastes like what an air conditioner in a hotel feels like!"

"What's going on?" Mike asked, waking in.

"You have to try this, Mike!" Penny said giving him the soda, "It's one of the best things grandpa has ever made, and he has made a lot of great things in his lifetime!"

Mike took a sip and shut down!

"Oh no!" Dr Crygor shouted. "Are you okay, Mike?"

Mike began to reboot.

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