-thirty two years old-
"Caleb! Put the paint down, and- No! Stop it Erica! The toaster is not a toy!"
"Is everything okay?"
"What do you think? Our son is covered in paint, the cat is stuck on the ceiling fan and our daughter seems to think that the toaster is a car for her barbies."
"Alright kids! Go get a bath and go to bed!"
"How are you so good with them?"
"You're too nice."
"Well I guess that means you're not getting any tonight."
"Babe-"
"Goodnight!"
"Well, it's just you and me, ceiling cat."
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Goodnight || Lashton (boyxboy)✓
FanfictionShort conversations between two boys who just want some goddamn sleep. Prequel of Good Morning
