incorrect quotes part 4

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Zolgamax : *points to the exit*

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Dr collingwood : *drinks half a bottle of redline* hun i am full of energy to keep me going until 12 pm *pace out*

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Lawrence : I'm going to get a redline before I go to the chase insurgents base raid.

Dr collingwood : Honey you see what it did to me and gustive so why would you do that ? .

Lawrence : mhe i will be fine don't worry.

Lawrence : i got 3 bottles of redline and i will drink them all

Dr Collingwood : That's 6 times the amount that made me pass out.

Lawrence: Oh that's not all. *grades a cup of lemonade and starts to mix the 3 redline bottles in along with monster*

*drinks all of it*

*in the helicopter to go ried the choice insertone base*

Lawrence: *tweaking out* I think someone lite my brain on fire.

Carson: .. That's What happens when you drink 3 energy drinks at once.

Lawrence:*sticks out his hands* my hands are shaking like crazy.

*during the ride*

Lawrence: *running and shooting like his the flash*

The comemember: dame

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Dr buck:*is dehydration* *greads oil*

Lawrence: umm amilia.

Dr buck:*drinks the oil then spits it out* I thought this was water!

Lawrence: No, it's oill.

Dr buck: love you to *pace out*

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Gustive:*ask something*

Zolgamax: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

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Dr numita: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

Tim: What are you on about?

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Gustive: Drink your school, stay in drugs, and get 8 hours of drugs.

Dr buck: you're high.

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Dr buck: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

Collingwood:sleep

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Everyone:*fighting*

Carson: ¡STOP!

*Everyone stops*

Carson: wAiT a MiNuTe-

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Dr numita: stop being a disappointment.

Dr buck:how?

Dr numita: be like me.

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Carson:* juggling knives* look at me *gets stad*

Dr login: that's what happens when you're dume

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Dr numita: *enters a teasting cell*

Matt: i love you d-5487585

Dr numita: what the f***.

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Dr collingwood: So you said you had a traumatic childhood.

Dr buck: no i said okay childhood you misheard me.

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Lawrence: *crying*

Green: *crying*

Carson: You don't tell me this was a pity party. I would have brought ice cream.

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Buck: *crying well eating ice cream*

Carson: How many people are having pity parties? At list buck is doing it right.

Buck: what?.

Carson: You eat ice cream well, crying.

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Dr numita: so jones who is the mole in your site?.

Jones: umm it' either Carson,gustive,collingwood,lawrence and dr login

Numita: an-

Jones: No, I don't think it's your daughter.

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Dr buck:*telling scp 2599 to run away*

Scp 2599: * runs halfway out the Foundation site*

Jones: buck why?

Dr buck: ... Too many bad memories and I feel bad for her.

Collingwood: I'm surprised.

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Dr buck: gustive you keep disappointing me.

Gustive: you sure you're not projecting there?.

Dr buck: i..i

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Lawrence: Well, one time I stole from my mom's wallet and I got spanked a few times.

Buck: huh well ain't that something.

Collingwood: I had to go to bed earlier for faking my report card. So annoying

Buck: You had to sleep more sounds like christmas.

Carson: oh yeah i had a time out and had to sit in time out for braking another kid nose

Buck: And what did we learn?

Gustive: I was grounded for a week for burning down my neighbor's house.

Buck: I'm sorry, how are you not in jile.

Gustive: i was 12 year old

Buck: oh so you get a pass from the government or something.

Collingwood: You tell us buck. How did your parents punish you?

Buck: well this one time-

Jones: all stupid

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