Harry Potter Truth or Dare! ~ On Pause ~ Possibly Discontinued

Ships

Me: Hello friends! Ariana here, and welcome back to this crazy uh- thing.

Lucius: Clap clap.

Me: You seem bright today.

Narcissa: Get away. Shoo.

Me: What is with the Malfoy's?

Draco: WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS HATE MEEEEEE?

Harry: Because your rude.

Hermione: And you call me mudblood.

Bellatrix: And you spy on people.

Voldemort: YEAH.

Draco: ...

Narcissa (Obviously angry): BELLA!!

Bellatrix: Love you to sis.

Me: We are here to play truth or dare not scream at Dray Dray are you read to play yes okay let's start. Well actually first you may notice Dumbledore is missing. He had some business to attend to so he will be absent for a few rounds.

*Draco is now trying to crucio Bella*

Me: My god. *Put's on an impression of Voldemort* YoU hAvE tO mEaN iT hArRy.

Voldemort & Bellatrix: SHUT UP.

Me: Geez. LET'S. START. NOW.

Snape: Nah.

Hermione: I'll pass.

Ron: Same.

Me: Nope. Today we are discussing ships.

Bellatrix: ...

Draco: ...

Me: Sweet silence. For this, we need a few more people don't you think?

*I snap my fingers and Fred, George, Ginny, Pansy, Neville, and Luna appear inside.*

Ginny: Where am I?

Blaise: Huh?

Fred and George: Dizzy.......

Luna: What's going on?

Pansy: Who are you?

Me: My name is Ariana and you are here to discuss some ships with us.

Ginny: Hermione!

Luna: Harry!

Neville: What's she doing here?!

Bellatrix: 😈😈

Me: Ya'll are going to have to wait to kill each other because we are now discussing if you support these ships.

All: UUUUUUUGH.

Fred: Yeah we got that part.

George: get on with it then.

Me: Thank you! The first ship is: Drarry!

Draco: Y- you mean me and POTTAH?

Harry: eeeeeew!

Me: Alright who ships it and who doesn't?

Draco: I definitely DO NOT.

Harry: Same.

Lucius: BLEH.

Narcissa: I am not letting this happen.

Ron: Mate, who could have came up with this???

Hermione: It makes no sense.

*I roll my eyes*

Luna: .... I kinda do ship this-

Lucius and Narcissa: WHAT?

Snape: Gross.

Fred, George, Ginny, Bellatrix and Voldemort: Ditto.

Pansy: I don't ship Dray with anyone but me.

*Draco rolls his eyes*

Neville: I don't ship it either..

Me: Great! Now that means we can forget this happened, and move on! Next ship is..... Bellamione!

Bellatrix: Whu-

Voldemort: I will not allow this!

Bellatrix: Why would I ever even want this Tom?!

*I smirk at the pair of them*

Bellatrix: I mean- my lord.

*I glance at Voldy to see him staring at the floor*

Me: ANYWAY. Asides from these two, who have made their opinions quite clear, what do you guys think?

Hermione: ...

Draco: No way.

Harry: Eh, I could see it, but no.

Ron: bleh!

Snape: This would never happen.

Hermione: ...

Lucius: Like I want her for a sister-in-law.

Narcissa: Nope.

Fred and George: Definitely not.

Hermione: ...

Ginny: Gross.

Luna: Nah.

Neville: I refuse to ship this women with anyone let alone a friend.

Hermione: ...

Me: Hermione? What about you?

Hermione: ....... Okayikindahaveacrushonhershe'ssoprettyandmadandIreallywishthiscouldhappeneventhoughsheisinsane

(Okay I kinda have a crush on her she's so pretty and mad and I really wish this could happen even though she is insane.)

Bellatrix: LET ME AT THIS MUDBLOOD.

Me: Nope. I would love to but I am a peaceful being today.

Ron: Few.

Me: This is getting too long so we will continue this chaos next time!

Bellatrix: You missed the best ship!

Me: I know and I regret it, but I want a nap.

Voldemort: GRRRRRRR.

Me: Please submit truths and dares if you have ANY ideas. Also, if you are going to please privately message me so others don't see them until I publish them. :) thanks so much for sticking around, and I'm sorry it took so long and there was a big gap between the last chapter and this one cause I didn't have any ideas! Thanks!

Everyone: BYE!

Me: Wow, you guys are starting to get this! Huzzah!