KNEE SOCKS - jacob bertrand

𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘙𝘛𝘠-𝘛𝘞𝘖.

leonardo
IM DOING THE KEURIG

leonardo
you can get them the
knife set

jimmy fallon
you two literally have 1/2 of
a brain cell combined

jimmy fallon
i don't know how to handle
not being with an asshole

prince charles
i know it's a tricky situation, but
you have to know that when you're w/ the right
person, you can trust their actions

prince charles
we always talked about how we
would kill to be loved how we love,
and now you gotta allow yourself
to do it

leonardo
what she said

leonardo
that was basically a
olivia rodrigo ballad
goddamn

jimmy fallon
okay i'm granting
you guys some brain cells
back because you
made me feel better

prince charles
thank god bc now i can say
that xolo is way hotter than young batman

leonardo
yeah fallon dating a kid that
played bruce wayne is the biggest
red flag

leonardo
only marvel actors from
now on

jimmy fallon
or cobra kai ones

prince charles
i love the bible

prince charles
they do be killing it in the
relationship department right now

jimmy fallon
except for leo

jimmy fallon
bitch is practically celibate

leonardo

leonardo
not by CHOICE you pest

leonardo
everyone is too intimidated
by my tallness and ability
to fart on cue

leonardo
it's hard having so many talents

prince charles
carrying the cast on your fucking
back leo

leonardo
obviously

leonardo
there is a reason i'm a leo
named leo

jimmy fallon
god fucked it when he did that fr

leonardo

leonardo
REST IN PIECE TO THE BITCHES WHO
ARE DYING 2 B ME🙏

jimmy fallon
i could be so mean right now but
i am going to hold back

prince charles
my thumbs are in jail so that i do
not type rude words

leonardo
REST IN PEACE TO THE BITCHES WHO
ARE DYING 2 BE ME EXCEPT ITS SPELLED
RIGHT THIS TIME

jimmy fallon
also.... charlie we would like to
formally invite you to set on monday
for absolutely no reason whatsoever

prince charles
wow i really appreciate
that super clear invitation

prince charles
just gotta see if ajay can
cover my shift

leonardo
the man has finished full operas
during espresso emergencies i
think he can handle it

prince charles
you'd be surprised

prince charles
remind me to tell you about
the time he almost killed
kaia gerber with a spoon

jimmy fallon
god that guy is great

jimmy fallon
but yay we are quite
excited for your totally
normal visit!!

prince charles
sumthin fishy is goin on
i can SMELL IT

leonardo
you are a paranoid idiot

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can you tell i'm trying to drag out these last few chapters😍

IM SORRY I JUST DONT WANT IT TO END LEAVE ME ALONE

i love you guys how are you??? if you feel comfortable let me know how you're doing and the good things that are happening <3

till next time!!!

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