CHAPTER 6: Kia hai kismat main?

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VIVAAN'S HOUSE:

Vivaan: Tum? Tum yaha kaise?!

Karuna ji: Arey wah! Tum ek doosre ko jaante ho?! inse milo ye hai Ray humara door ka rishtedaar! Aur aaj se ye humare saath humare ghar me rahega!

Vivaan: Kiaa?! Maa aap janti nahi iske lakshan mujhe kuch theek nahi lagte!

Ray: (having a nervous smile)

Karuna: Vivaan ye kia battameezi hai..kia bol rahe ho tum?! Chalo maafi maango!

Ray: Arey nahi nahi Karuna ji...Uhh I mean Aunty it's ok...baccha hai koi baat nahi!

Vivaan: soo! Kitne door k rishtedar ho aap?!

Raay: uhh woo

Dadaji: Arey apne phupa k bete ka beta k chacha ka devar na pota hai yeh!

Ray: uhh haan (nervously)

Vivan: Kiaaaa?!!!😵

Karuna ji: wo sabb chodo bas ye samjho ki aaj se ray humare ghar me rahega toh koi shaitani nahi ok...Chalo jao jaake nahalo fir tumhe homework bhi toh karna hai...

(Vivaan leaves)

Ray:Phew chalo accha hai kuch badi problem nahi hui...but mujhe kaise bhi vivaan se dosti karni hi hogi!

Warna hum use apne team me shaamil kaise karege!

(At night: All Gazing outside the window of their respective rooms...

Dev: Kia likha hai meri kismat me! Jo mujhe iss anjaan jage le aayi! Kaise suljhaoga main apne ateet ka raaz!

Ray: Vivaan ko uska ateet jaan ne kabhi nahi dunga! Mujhe jald hi koi raasta sochna chahiye! Jeet toh akhir meri hi hogi!! 

Vivaan: Kamaal hai! Aaj kal sab loosers se hi pange ho rahe hai..pehle ye badtameez ladka jo humare phuphi k chacha k khair jo bhi ho ghar tak pohoch gaya aur doosra wo ball wala ladka! Bhale galti meri bhi thi...kia mujhe unse maafi mangni chahiye! Aur ananya didi ko batana chahiye ki galti meri thi? Hmm bada ajeeb sa hai wo ladka(dev)!

Ananya: (Recollecting her memories when bv saved her) Wow he was soo cool! So brave! Amazing...najaane fir dobara usse mulaqat ho paayegi bhi ya nahi!

(Closes eyes..Remebers Dev...Opens eyes) offo uss duffer k baare me kiu socha..uhh poora mood kharab ho gyaa...hmph! Ek taraf wo jo hume bachata hai(BV) aur doosri taraf ye duffer..itne boori tareeke se ball maara...ouch! Aur baccho ko bhi pareshan kia! Iski toh!!

(Anuvan walking in BN)

(Vivaan thinking to himself: Didi ko bata duu ki ball mujhse hi laga tha n wo ladka to bass bachav karr raha tha!!)

Vivaan: aa wo didi mujhe aapse kuch kehna hai!

Ananya: Haa bolona vivaan!

Vivaan: aa darassal usss din aapko jo ball lagi thi...aapko laga wo ladka..

Ananya:oh please vivaan! Agar tumhe uss ladke k baare me bolna hai toh matt bolo! Uss jaisa ladka maine apni poori life main nahi dekha! Bechare rinkoo aur sutli ki ball uthake fek dii usne..abb tak cheda ji se bhaag rahe hai wo! Chote bacche hai! Samajhna chahiye tha usko lekin nahi! 

Vivaan: ohh aisa kia! Uhh shakal se waise insaan toh nahi lagta!

Ananya: Are vivaan! Aaj kal logoke shakl me kuch aur andar kuch aur! Khair jaane do tum toh bacche ho😜

Vivaan: Accha didi! Aisa kia...jayiye Cutty!😗

Ananya: Are main toh bass Mazak karr rahi thi!

Vivaan: harr koi mujhe chota baccha hi samjhta!

Ananya: accha! Mere ilava aur kisne bola tumhe batao toh!

Vivaan: Are wo partner hai na! (suddently stopped)

Ananya: Partner? Kaun partner?

Ohh no! mujhe yaaad aya mom ne mujhe shakkar laane ko kaha!Main tumse baad me milti hu!

Vivaan: Partner! Ye word jaana pehchana kiu lag raha!

(Aree vivaan chalna....vivaan's paltan calling....he leaves)

(Ananya at Karuna ji's house)

Ananya: Aunty aunty! Kaha ho aap?

(Clashes with ray!)

Offo! Dekh k nahi...hmm.😍

Ray: (Ananya!) Ignores n leaves!

Ananya: wow ye kaun tha! So handsome....

Karuna: Arey Ananya! Tum yaha!

Ananya: Haa aunty wo thoda shakkar chahiye tha! Humne online order toh kiye but abhi tak laaya hi nahi!

Karuna: oh ho! koi baat nahi main abhi laati hu

Ananya: Waise aunty! Ye ladka kaun tha! Jo abhi yaha se gya!

Karuna: ohh wo toh Ray hai! Humare door ka rishtedaar!

Ananya: ohh kitne door ka?!

Dadaji: Arey humare phupa k bete ka beta k chacha ka devar ka pota hai wo!

Ananya: ohh accha! 😵

KAAL LOK:

Timnasa: Bhaymaar tum ek kaam karo! Veer lok jao aur bv waha kia karr raha hai uski khabar laake do!

Bhaymaar: Theek hai timnasa!

(reached veer lok!)

Ye bv toh kahi dikhai nahi de raha... kaha ho sakta hai!

DHARTI LOK:

Dev: Bina koi andesha k mujhe kaise pata chalega ki kaha se shuru karna chahiye! Kia karoon main!

Vivaan: Main batata hu ki kia karo!!

Dev: huh!

Vivaan: Apne dimag ka ilaaj karo!

Dev: ye baccha!

Vivaan: Mere didi se pata chala ki tumne meri paltan ko pareshan kia!

Dev: Agar tumhe wo pagal ladki ne bataya...toh nahi maine aisa kuch nahi kia!

Vivaan: Oh hello! Main kaise tumhari baat parr yakeen karu? Meri paltan ko pareshan karke tumhe kia laga tum bach jaaoge! Bhoolna matt! Iss mohalle ka salman bhai hu main!

Dev: (Yaar ye dono bhai-behen ne bharat nagar me mera rehna mushqil karr diye)

Maan na hai toh maano! Main chala! Mujhe maaf karo!

Vivaan: Aise kaise maaf karu! Pehle meri paltan ka ball laake do!

Dev: Are ajeeb zabardasti hai! (Runs......teleport)

Vivaan: Ye kaha gayab ho gaya!

Dev: Accha hua isse peecha chuta! (Clashes with someone)

Ray: R u blin...😠

Dev: Maf karna brother! Maine aapko dekha nahi!

Ray: 😨

Dev: oh hello! Brother!!

Ray: ahh haa woo koi baat nahi!

( Dev leaves)

Ye kia hua...ye yaha kia karr raha hai?!


HOW'S THE CHAPPY GUYZZZZ???

ACCHA LAG RAHA HAINA?

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