Ok i wanna apologize for my black market joke
Also I don't want drama so don't bother or you'll be blocked and comment will be deleted
No enjoy this crap fest
Deku has entered the chat
Edgar Allen crow:still high?
Deku:you fucking know it I smoked so much I've been high for a week.
Mochi:yeah we can tell...........you punched mineta through the wall then passed out doing a head stand.
Pbbu:I'm he sorry he did what?!
Deku:I did what soft lips said.
Mochi:STOP!
Deku:no one else was on.
1-a:😏. He got you there.
Mochi:danggit.
Deku:caught in 4k.
Mochi:shut it or no cuddles for a week.
Deku:I'll shut it.
Pbbu:ha you're her bitch.
Deku:her 🐱 wouldn't say that.
Girls:ooooooooooh shit.
Mochi:izuku stop please it's embarrassing.
Deku:alright alright. Hey what does one Canadian pilot say to another Canadian pilot after they crash.
Pbbu:what?
Deku:I'm soar-y.
Sanic:that was funny after I realized it.
Mochi:my God.
Zoro:hey that was good
Deku:wrong anime.
Zoro:whoops sorry.
Zoro has left
Pbbu:who the hell was that?
Deku:who cares. Oh did you hear about that mathematician who was scared of negative numbers?
3d printer:no what about him?
Deku:he stops at nothing to avoid them.
Rip-off Pikachu:HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mix tape:christ.
Edgar Allen crow:dark shadow is laughing like a lunatic.
Mochi:why am I in love with you again?
Deku:beats me. Hey why can't you trust atoms?
1-a:what?
Deku:they make up everything.
Viagra:bakubro just fell and cracked the floor.
Deku:expected and accepted. What did the fish say when it hit the wall.
Viagra:what?
Deku:dam.
Everyone has facepalmed
Deku:I read this article about a guy who was on bath salts that ate a other man's face off.
Grapist:I'm sorry the fuck?
Deku:right? Also if God created the universe what created God. But then what created that.
Sanic:.......AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Deku:since earth is the third planet from the sun that makes every country a third-world country.
Edgar Allen crow:STOP!
Deku:the light bulb was such a good idea it became the symbol for good ideas.
Pbbu:when does your reality become our reality?
Deku:never. Reality is always a fantasy yet fantasy isn't always reality.
Sero:I swear on my mother dude.
Pbbu:what God created you?
Deku:oblivion.
1-a:seems legit.
Grapist:you know what I'm gonna leave.
Grapist has left
Edgar Allen crow:I bet whenever midoriya wakes up the devil goes "oh crap he's awake".
Deku:not to far off actually.
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