deku aint ok

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Viagra:you guys seen midoriya at all?

President boom boom unalive:no nor do I care.

Uraraka:hey don't be mean. But I am worried I tried calling him 2 times.

Alien queen:yeah normally he would answer right away.

Grapist:yeah that's weird.

Deku:......

Rip-off Pikachu:oh hey midoriya. You ok?

Deku:no. I am not.

Uraraka:what happend?

Deku:ok so right now I'm high as fuck-.

Sanic:YOU SMOKE!

Deku:I have to deal with you dumbasses all the time.

Viagra:fair enough.

Momo:agreed.

Jiro:so what happened?

Deku:ok so. Are all markets in Africa black markets?

1-a:.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANRURBHDINEYDKNEYRNBSJE!

Rip-off Pikachu:OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Alien queen:WHAT THE FUCK!

Sanic:I feel bad for laughing.

Deku:also. When you talk you can't breathe in with your mouth.

President boom boom unalive:cap. THE FUCK!

Uraraka:holy.

Deku:if you wait for a waiter. Then you're the waiter.

Momo:what dimension are you in right now?

Deku:no idea. Hey. If the multi-verse theory is correct. Is there a universe where it isn't?

Rip-off Pikachu:BRO WHAT! I'm gonna take a lap.

Alien queen:mu mind just crumbled.

Grapist:now that my friend will haunt me.

President boom boom unalive:deku what were you smoking?

Viagra:good shit if he's doing this.

Shoji:I'm gonna have to get some.

Deku:I got more then enough.

Uraraka:like momo said what dimension are you in right now?

Grapist:a dimension only certain individuals may reside. Aka stoned as fuck dimension.

Deku:would transformers get life insurances or car insurances?

Viagra:bro denki just collapsed after reading that.

Deku:if two vegans get into a fight. Is it called beef?

President boom boom unalive:I officially fucking hate you.

Uraraka:yes but no. I'm confused.

Sanic:I'm having a stroke.

Rip-off Pikachu:aren't we all.

Deku has changed Tokoyami to Edgard Allen crow

Edgard Allen crow:not bad.

President boom boom unalive:I love it.

Icythot:of course you do Bakugo.

Deku:what happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Uraraka:death.

Jiro:she's not wrong.

Momo:seriously midoriya where do you get this crap?

Deku:fuck it i know.

Aizawa has joined the chat

1-a:shit.

Aizawa:midoriya got any left?

Deku:yeah got it tolled too.

Aizawa:I'll be over in a second.

Sanic:sir you smoke that stuff too?

Deku:yeah and he's been doing it for way longer then me.

Aizawa:started junior year bitches.

Grapist:ok one. Damn. Two. Who else likes high midoriya say I.

1-a+Aizawa:I.

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