*Rose is fed up with May waking her up at 2am to ask her random stuff
Rose, 2am @May: I didn't get no sleep cuz o y'all! So y'all get no sleep cuz o me!
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Hazel: There's only one thing worse than a rapist-
Lavinia: A CHILD
Hazel: NO
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Hazel: HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT's gOoD fOr mE?
Hazel: THAT'S MY OPINION!
Vincent: O.o
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Bertie: I brought you Frankincense
Chummy: Thank you
Michael: I brought you Myrrh
Chummy: Thank you
Michael: Mur-Der!
Chummy: Huh.. MICHAEL NO
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May: I'm in my mum's car, broom broom
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*Once Hazel and Alexander are married and they have a kid*
*Kid running up to Hazel*
Kid: Daddy?
Hazel: DO I LOOK LIKE-
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The Crazy World Of Murder Most Unladylike
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