Vines Part 2

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*Rose is fed up with May waking her up at 2am to ask her random stuff

Rose, 2am @May: I didn't get no sleep cuz o y'all! So y'all get no sleep cuz o me!

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Hazel: There's only one thing worse than a rapist-

Lavinia: A CHILD

Hazel: NO

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Hazel: HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT's gOoD fOr mE?

Hazel: THAT'S MY OPINION!

Vincent: O.o

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Bertie: I brought you Frankincense

Chummy: Thank you

Michael: I brought you Myrrh

Chummy: Thank you

Michael: Mur-Der!

Chummy: Huh.. MICHAEL NO

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May: I'm in my mum's car, broom broom

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*Once Hazel and Alexander are married and they have a kid*

*Kid running up to Hazel*

Kid: Daddy?

Hazel: DO I LOOK LIKE-

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