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Incorrect Quotes: Fifth One

Sapnap: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it

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Wilbur: How do you think you're going to stop me?

Phil: [joins the game]

Wilbur:

Wilbur: You sick son of a bitch

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Tubbo: Ominous positivity.

Puffy: You will be okay. You have no choice.

Ranboo: Everything will turn out fine. You cannot stop it.

Jack: You will succeed. It is inevitable.

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Tubbo and Fundy: We need to talk about your professionalism.

Dreamon, levitating 5 feet in the air: Those are brave words for someone standing in lava

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dream: george... you took me on a trip to spain... but without the a.

george: [sighs] dream we talke- wait... the a?

dream: [spins on swivel chair at ridiculously high speeds]

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ranboo: hey, bud, i'm back with milk!

michael: [ surprised grunts ]

ranboo: what's got you so excite-

michael: [ runs to ranboo sobbing, clinging to his leg ]

ranboo, slowly looking up at tommy: what did you do?

tommy: i just told him MY dad didn't come back with the milk.

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Bad: How could anyone say that Dream is evil? He's the most precious lil muffin to ever exist!

Dream, while killing George and Sapnap: Yeah, I'm adorable!

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Tommy : [uses really big words]

Tubbo : Who are you and what have you done with my friend Tommyinnit

Tommy : and what's that supposed to mean bitch boy?

Tubbo : [trying to find a way to say something like "tommy cant read" or "tommy doesn't know big words"]

Tubbo : the Tommy i know doesn't speak English

Tommy :

Tommy : what?

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George: If I die, I want Sapnap to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time.

Sapnap:

Dream:

Sapnap: George...

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Niki: Has anybody ever told you they love you?

Fundy: Do my parents count?

Niki: Yes.

Fundy: Then no.

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Sapnap: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Dream does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

George: If Dream were to jump off a cliff, he would've done his research regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Dream jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Sapnap: You jump off a cliff!

George: Gladly. Assuming Dream did first.

💌 - Your-Sad-Therapist made this one, thank you!

Tubbo: you just need to call them and say "I had a blood test, what are my results?" Okay?

Ranboo, holding a phone: Okay

The lady on the other end of the phone: Hello this is the hospital how can I help you?

Ranboo:

Lady on the phone:

Tubbo:

Ranboo: I want my blood back

💌 - epp_123 made this one, thank you!

Badboyhalo: Can you please be quiet for five minutes?

Skeppy: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

💌 - PuddingLoverXD made this one, thank you!

Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

TommyInnit: No it should be potato god

Technoblade: POTATOES FOR THE POTATO GOD- no wait what

💌 - Kitty_Cat_Nat made this one, thank you!

*Half the smp is burning and or chaos*

Dream: WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED!!!! SAPNAP WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?

Sapnap: in my defense I was left unsupervised

Dream: YOU HAD GEORGE WITH YOU!!!

George: in my defense I was also left unsupervised

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Tubbo: Hey Ranboo, whatcha looking for?

Ranboo in all seriousness: My will to live

MICHAEL walks, well, waddles into the room:

Ranboo is instantly calm and happy: Oh, there he is!

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Word Count: 970

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