Silver and White (Male Reader X RWBY X Gintama!)

The Yagyu Aces!

Nora: BOSS! DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAVING A GORILLA AROUND THE BASE WOULD BE! 

Jaune and Sougo: It will smell like poo for many days! 

Ren: What other choice do we have? 

Pyrrha: Uh ... if I may interject, Captain Okita, don't you have to work today? I mean, the Vice Commander has his day off today, but- 

Sougo: I didn't feel like it. If I work too hard then I get pain in my knees a- 

Hijikata: OH BULLSHIT! You lazy ass! 

Sougo: At least I don't smoke every single second. 

Hijikata: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ONE OF THESE DAYS!!!

Shinpachi finally speaks up. 

Shinpachi: I had to do this for Sis! I love her too much to be forced into a marriage she didn't even ask for!

(Y/N): With her crying? So what if he ends up with a powerful guy like me! Or some sweet craving bum like Boss. 

Gintoki: I take offense to that! 

(Y/N): Or she could have fallen in love with a dog food craver like Hijikata. 

Hijikata: There's nothing wrong with mayonnaise. 

(Y/N): Or a Gorilla-Like stalker-like Kondou. 

Kondou: AGH! My pride!

(Y/N): What matters is that we came to help you! 

Ruby: Yeah, Silly! We love you! 

Weiss: So then, shall we go Mr. Brother-in-Law? 

Shinpachi: Brother-in-Law? 

And so the Gorilla Chief Stalker and the Virgin were now amongst bigger numbers! 

Shinpachi and Kondou: SCREW YOU, YOU JERK AUTHOR!!!

I love my job! 

Inside the Estate ... 

Four servants of the Yagyu Clan are discussing the circumstances of their master!

Sui Minamito (Servant of the Yagu Clan!) 

Tsukamu Nishino (Servant of the Yagu Clan!) 

Itsuki Kitaooji (Servant of the Yagu Clan!) 

Ayamu Toujou (Head Servant of the Yagyu Clan!)

Minamito: Didn't you hear? The Young Lord has a new fiance. 

Toujou: Ah, the Young Lord! How he grows up so fast! I remember when he was a child and- Kitaooji, what are you doing? 

Kitaooji was pouring ketchup onto his food. 

Kitaooji: I'm eating, what does it look like? 

Toujou: WHY DO YOU NEED THAT MUCH KETCHUP?! 

Kitaooji answers while shoving the food with ketchup. 

Kitaooji: (with Ketchup in his mouth) It's good for the soul! 

Nishino: Oh please, the best kind of food to eat is flan. 

Nishino begins eating some flan. 

Toujou: Idiots, we all know that rice with eggs is the best food. Now then, about the Young Lord's new- 

At that moment, Toujou cracks the egg on top of his rice, only for the yolk to break. 

Toujou: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!! 

He flips the table and throws the bowl into the wall! 

Toujou: STUPID IDIOTS!! CAN'T EVEN GET A STUPID EGG RIGHT!! I WILL STAB THEM WITH MY FUCKING SWORD AND RAM IT INTO THEIR FUCK FUCK FUCKING INTE- 

Kitaooji, Minamito, and Nishino: TOUJOU CONTROL YOURSELF!!!

Outside ... 

The egg then flies right onto Kagura's head! 

Sougo: Oi, China Girl, you've got a new baby growing on your head? Aren't you too young to be a mother? 

Kagura: WHAT?! I DARE YOU SAY THAT AGAIN YOU SADISTIC POLICE SHIT!!

Sougo: Tweet twe- 

Kagura grabs Sougo and throws him into the room where the four Yagyu Servants are. 

Yagyu Servants: WHAT THE?! 

You then spot them. 

(Y/N): Well well, what do we have here? 

Ruby: Hmmm ... we have a guy with glasses! He must be Shinpachi's long-lost uncle! 

Shinpachi: RUBY-CHAN, I DON'T EVEN HAVE AN UNCLE!! 

Gintoki: Who's the pretty boy? 

Minamito: You're not going anywhere, intruders!

Yang: Is that Nappa? What are you doing here? You're supposed to be in- 

Nishino: What? Do you think I'm an Amanto? No, I'm human! And I'm going to rock you like a hurricane!

Nora: OH IS THAT A CHALLENGE?! LET ME AT HIM! I'LL BREAK HIS LEGS!!! 

Ren: Nora, control yourself! 

???: Enough. 

Kyuubei then appears. 

Yagyu Servants: Young Lord! 

Kyuubei: They are Tae-Chan's friends. Don't hurt them.