Incorrect Quotes: The Freaking Fourth One

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Tommy, frantically: There's a spider in your hair!

Tubbo: Then get it out!

Tommy: *backs up* Are you kidding me?! I can't touch that thing!

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Sapnap, setting down a card: Ace of spades!

George, pulling an uno card: +4!

Bad, pulling out a Pokemon card: Pikachu, I choose you!

Ant: W-what are we playing?

Dream, reading in the corner: They call it "Chaos Cards", you can bet with monopoly money. You'll get used to it.

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Ranboo: Someone said something rather rude to me today...

Tubbo, not looking up from his phone: Painful or not painful?

Ranboo, confused: I mean it hurt me slightly, but I don't underst-

Tubbo, finally looking up: You misunderstand... Do you want their deaths to me painful or not painful.

Ranboo: . . .

Ranboo: Do they have to die?

Tubbo: For you? Yes.

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George: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool, I've been the same height since I was 12!

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Tommy: So apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually "severe psychological distress".

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Phil: no, you are not a catboy, catgirl or catperson. you are depressed. your therapy appointment is in 20 minutes, get ready.

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George: I'm not really a cat person...

Dream, cocking an eyebrow: Oh yeah? Then what are you?

George, fondly as he pets Dream's hair: A blob person.

Dream, choking up a little: I think I can get behind that...

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Dream: So, there's this really fun thing with ADHD called rejection sensitive dysphoria

Dream: Let me show you an example of what that is. This is a video from yesterday

Dream: *playing the guitar*

George: *enters the room* Hey, could you tone it down just a bit, I'm trying to concentrate

Dream: Oh, yeah, sorry

Dream: The first thought I had after that was 'well, I should never do anything ever again' and then I sat in silence for 3 hours trying to figure out if George would ever forgive me

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ _Honeyblob_ made this one (Thank you!❤)
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*George and Sapnap sitting in jail together*

Sapnap: So who should we call?

George: I'd call Dream, but I feel safer in jail-

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