Camera POV:
A young man takes a seat in front of the camera crew.
(Randy Ohman)
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Randy: Hi. I'm Randy Ohman. I just graduated from The Maritime Academy.
Randy: I got my Captain's papers, but it'll probably be a while before I become a captain.
Randy: Uhhh... After some recent events, not a lot of companies are taking on new recruits.
Randy: But luckily, I found myself a spot on a vessel called the "S.S Fuc U".
Randy: Unfortunate name, but with how things are, I'll take what I can get
Randy:(gestures to camera) This vessel is getting some kind of documentary, so it can't be as bad as its name.
(Onboard the S.S Fuc U)
(Jebediah Fuckers; First mate/Captain)
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Jebediah: Why is this ship called the S.S Fuc U?
Jebediah: Well its full name is the S.S Fuc U the tenth or Fuc U X.
Jebediah: But the reason they're called Fuc U is that that is the first sentence ever spoken on every ship.
Jebediah: I remember it now... My mother gave birth to me, held me in her arms, and went... "F*** you".
The camera guy:(mumbles) Going to have to bleep that one out...
Jebediah: Huh? The f*** you say?
Jebediah: Oh s*** do you guys do them censorship bull c***!?
Camera:(nods)
Jebediah: F***!! I wanted to show boobies on the show! I gotta get out of this contract.
He gets up and knocks down his chair.
Jebediah: Censor this, you f***s!
He pulls down his pants which are blurred out for the audience. Gebadia then waddles away with his pants around his feet.
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