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FaQ #1

31. What did you want to be when you grew up?

A: A sailor obviously.

32. What was your favourite thing to do?

A: Sailing..? Annoying the fuck out of Sweden together with Denmark..?

33. Were you popular?

I'd not say so? Like.. people usually connect me with the hamburger. I am not proud of this. So, no. No, I don't think so.

34. Who were your friends?

Mattìas and Norse? Who else?

35. When and who was your first kiss?

A: Northern Sea, middle of a storm, thrown over board, still thinking I hallucinated but a mermaid saved me and gave me a bye bye kiss.
I don't know her name. But I'll remember her looking. Very pretty, not at all how y'all assume mermaids look.

Past Influences

36. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?

A: The creation of the Holy Roman Empire probably. I've got to known a bunch of siblings.

37. Who has had the most influence on you?

A: Scandinavia.

38. What do you consider is your greatest achievement?

A: My first time sailing across the Stlantic Ocean to Greenland, I guess. Norse accompanied me and it was the first time leading a ship.

39. What is your greatest regret?

A: ... Can we not talk..about it?
...
Fuck you weird ghost thingy.
My biggest regret?
I've killed someone once, because they insulted my parents.

40. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?

A: Aside from murder? Killing wales to make a living. It was very popular and gave good money. I could feed a lot people from the flesh. And it sold good too.

41. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?

A: I am a fucking immortan state. We don't have that. We only remember. But we most of the time get bought free and then lectured.

42. When was the time you were the most frightened?

A: When I almost drowned/froze to death in the Northern sea, probably.

43. The most embarrassing moment of your life so far?

A: I dunno? Believing the Earth flat and being scared to sail off the fucking edge?

44. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be and why?

A: run fucking away from that asshole named Hitler. He's an ass and I couldn't live properly. This ass caused me hella problems with his worldwar!

45. What is your best memory?

A: Reuniting in peace with Norse and Denmark after the worldwar and sailing with them in peace and... Meeting Prussia again after the wall... I hate to admit it, I missed that snowwhite.

46. What is your worst memory?

A: Fucking around in like the 17th century. I dont know how many kids I had. But I did. And I don't like it.