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FaQ #1

Hallo, y'all.
I'm Hamburg, by Human Name is Till. I am the oldest son of Germania. My momma is Scandinavia and my close brothers are Denmark and Norway.
I'm 30 years old in human age, and a sailor. I live on my boat, she has the name Angela and well that's it. Have fun with invading my privacy.

(I won't use sailor slang. Because I dont know it and you'll be confused.)

Let's get started with this.

1. What is your full birth name?

A: Till Tyge Beilschmidt. I prefer it if ya call me Till or Tyge. But not both. And don't mention my last name, it sounds horrible. Obviously Hamburg and Treva count too as my names. Treva was the first name I was given.

2. Any nicknames?

A: Thanks to Mattìas, yes.
Tilly is his favourite. Tiger, Hambirger - I hate that one -, Sea Princess, Mermaid, drunkard.. There's much. I don't remember 3/4 of it.

3. When were you born/how old are you?

A: I am 30 years old and was born somewhen in the 2th century.

4. If immortal or slow-ageing, what is your apparent age?

A: As I said, I am 30. Looking like 40 tho because the sea smacked me aging features in my facw.

5. Where were you born?

A: Hamburg? Does that count?
Oh well no. I guess uhmm..Saxony? Saxon Tribe? Below Denmark but like 9 centuries prior.

6. Who were your parents?

A: Scandinavia and Germania.

7. Do you have any siblings?

A: Of course I do. A lot at that.
Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Germany, Prussia, Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, Austria, Switzerland, England, Liechtenstein, Northrhine Westphalia, Berlin, Brandenburg, Hesse, Thuringia, Bavaria, Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, Rheinland-Pfalz, Saarland, Bremen, Saxony, Saxony-Anhalt, Lower Saxony, Schleswig-Holstein and Baden- Württemberg. I doubt I have more siblings? I am unsure tho.

8. Where do you live now?

A: Wherever my boat currently is. Sometimes in a Norse Haven, sometimes in the haven of Hamburg, Sometimes in Canadia, sometimes at the ass of the world. Officially in Hamburg tho.

9. Who do you live with?

A: Human stupidity.

10. Are you right or left-handed?

A: Lefthanded.

11. What words/phrases do you regularly use?

A: "Holy mackeral", "You idiot", "Spoiled Fish", "You're dressed to the nines", "the cat is out", "posh".. similar Sailor's slang y'all wouldn't get.

12. Name some habits or strange quirks you have?

A: I dont know? I carry a rope around on boats? Does that count?
I eat very much if I get to have food on land, while starving on boat.
It's a very annoying behavior of mine.

Appearance

13. Height:

A: 190 centimeters. I ain't one of those Americans who use Fries as a dang measurment.

14. Weight:

A: 90 kilograms. Again, why should I use fucking pounds? Y'all weird.