Rl me: *walking around Walmart and see's this* !?
Rl me: *quietly walks away*
{ in my mind: NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONO! @/////@ }
Rl me: *playing pretend poker with my grandmother* *smirks* *won for the first time* òwó
*picture this*
Rl me: dang. He looks nice. ... And smart!? That's a smart move in pool.
Rl me: *seating in the background being a stalker*
[ late at night ]
Rl me : *looking out the window*
Offenderman : *dress slenderman up like him* *so proud*
Slenderman:: *look like the picture*
Rl me : *close the window and blinds* !?!?! @/////@
Zack: *has the phone* heheh im'ma add this~
Rl me : !!! *looking for my phone* nooo role-playing buddys!?!?! Where you go!!?? *looking for the phone*
YOU ARE READING
Not a problem. I don't have a obsession.
FanfictionGreen : yes you do. rl me: no I don't.
