HELLO! IT I I, SOCRATES (@THE_REAL_SOCRATES on twitter, hmu babes xoxo) BACK AT YA WITH ANOTHER CHAPTAAAAAAA! i do apologise for my bastard boy intern john, and rest ashured he has been fired (obviously. we cant be havingsuch propostirous language on my secular PhilosopyOV wattpad account.)
anywayz. hope u enjoy!!!! cant wait to here the praise of my thousnds of fans in the comments bellow xoxo
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{POV: u and socrates are vibing at the beach. ur sexy sexy holiday is going rather sexily. but... socrates has a not-so-sexy secret that will change everything 4eva!!!!!!!! :OOOO)
Socrates: Heyyyyy babe I made dinner! Well, you made it. I put it on a plate.
Y/N: Oh, socrtates... i love you more than you love philosophy.
Socttrates: thanks i guess.
You both eat. Both soc is more silent than usual.
Y/N: soc? r u ok?
SOctres: hhmph.
Socrates looks v distracted. he is staring out a window like kids do when their pretending to be in an MTV music video.
Y/N: Socrtst?
Soctretatts: war.
Y/N: wot?
Socrtates: im thinking about the war. back home.
Y/N: why, babe? war is sad.
Socrttest: yu dont understand. when ur a cool philsopher lke me u hav to constantty think about sad things. and when the hole of athens is on the brink of war, i hav to think about it.
Y/N: okay. then i will think about it 2. so ur not alone < 3
You wrap your arms around socrates.
Y/N: but i am woman and do not no about politics or current affares, so can u tell me more, so i can think about war too?
Socatetss: of course. Sparta wants to kill athens. and its not like i really like democracy, but ill be damned if sparta destroys my home.
Y/N: Wow socrates, you care so much. ur so brave and kind.
Socrates; i am, tis tru.
Y/N: so is athens going to go to war with sparta??
Soocrates: we are already at war. an idiolodgical war. war of the minds.
Y/N.: wow.
Socrates: i know.
Ring ring. The phone rings. socrates answers it.
Socrates: helo?
Mysterious voice: (muffled so u cant hear it)
Socrates: oh.
Mysterious voice: ( muffle muffle)
Socrates: i accept. good bye.
Socrates put down the phone. he walks over to you.
Y/N: Who was that?
SOcrates: it woz the president of athens.
Y/N: (big gasp) what did he want?
Socrtates; he wants me to go to the battle of potidaea. i am, after all, not just the greatest philosopher in athens, but the greatest soldier.
y/N: *cries*
Socrates: oh no, dont cry
Y/N: *stops crying* i just.... ill miss u, uwu
Socrates; and ill miss you. but it is my duty to my state to kill a bunch of spartans
YN: ok... if u rly want to, i support u
Socrates emotionally holds your hand.
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what an incredible chapter. better than anything that stupid john could write. hey john if ur reading this, ur stoopid and i hate you.
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Socrates x Reader {Dialogue}
RomanceYou're but a poor citizen of Athens when philosopher Socrates comes up and starts flirting with you!!! What will you do?????
