Two random storytimes cause why not

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Story one: Ok so once I was helping in the second grade classroom and they had a German sub that kept pronouncing math as meth. Any let me tell you, it took all the will power to not bust out laughing when she said "ok children, time to do some meth"

Story two:

Ok so my family was on a hike and a mosquito comes up near my forehead so I smack it hitting my head rather hard. Here's what happened after that

Mom: what was that?
Me: oh a mosquito came up to my head so I smacked it. It's ok I got brain cells to spare
My brother: yeah but mom doesn't

😂😂😂

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