I found a car. It was so so beautiful 😍
"WOAH! THIS IS THE MOST PRETTY CAR IVE EVER SEEN! FUCK CHOCOMILLIE! ILL MARRY THIS HOTTIE!" said draco and cut chocomillie's photo in two pieces
"Holy cow draco-egg!" I said "Can I host the wedding pleeaaaasseee?"
"Yes y/n you can" he answered.
"Oh great! Get into the car to drive at a church!" I say and draco-egg does so.
We drive at a nearby church. It was so beautiful 😍. The design is just amazing!
The wedding begun
"Draco-egg Malferret do you take carweel carcar (yeah thats the name of the car) as your wife?" I said"Yes I do" said draco
"Carweel carcar do you take draco-egg malferret as your husband?"
"Vroum vroum" said carweel
"Is that a yes?" I ask
She doesn't answer
"Is that a no?"
"Vroum" and she jumped over a nearby window
"AHAHA DRACO-EGG SHE DUMPED YOU" SHOUTED LUCIUS
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Dobby x reader x umbridge | very smexy😩
Fanfictionthe story is just a joke and to have fun! If you read this, please consider going to therapy and take me with you 😃