Riordanverse Memes

Meme 43

Jingle bells

Jingle bells, Percy fell
Into Tartarus.
Leo died, Hera lied
Rick wrote this whole dam mess

Dashing across new Rome in a one horse
Greek chariot.
Over the hill we go behind us a mad giant.
Bell on a hydras ring, making us feel sick.
Midas' got bling. Jason, there's a brick!

Altogether!
Jingle bells, Percy fell
Into Tartarus.
Leo died, Hera lied
Annabeth is the best!

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Percy: Sailing through the sea
Leo: On a homemade war machine
Jason: Gonna go kill some giants
Frank: Hazel's turning green

Piper: My relationship was a fake
Annabeth: Got tossed into a lake
Leo: I'm quite convinced that my whole life
was just a big mistake

Percy: Hey!

Frank: Jingle bells
Annabeth: Hera smells
Piper: I stole a BMV
Jason: I got hit by a brick
Hazel: I'm gonna be sick
Percy: Why do all the gods hate me?

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Frank: Jingle bells
Hazel: Gaea smells
Percy: Octavian killed a bear
Jason: Hera got trapped
Annabeth: Percy came back
Leo: And Leo saved the day
Piper: And the seven saved the day

Percabeth: Dashing through the house
Percabeth: With monsters on your tail
Nico: Saving Percabeth
Nico: From endless darkness
Hazel: From the giant Clytius

Reyna: With Athena Parthenos
Reyna: Going back to camp
Hedge: There's nothing else for you to do
Hedge: But stop Gaea from killing you

Everyone:
Oh! Jingle bells
Gaea smells
Octavian killed a bear
Hera got trapped
Percy came back
And the seven saved the day!
And the seven saved the day!

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Jingle bells
Percy kills
Annabeth finds a wayyyyy
Jason's die'n
Piper's cry'n
Frank and Hazel all the wayyyyy

Riding on the Argo
With Festus as the head
Into the clouds we go
Where monsters will be dead

Hey!

Greek fires still burning
Will make the giants scream
We are still team Leo
Making the ladies dream

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Jingle bells
Gaea smells
Nico's slightly gay

Oh what fun in a flying ship
As seven demigods save the day

Hey!

Jingle bells
Percabeth fell
They'll never be quite the same

Scipio died
All the fans cried
And coach hedge says no "pda!"

Hey!

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Leo: Dashing through the halls
Percy: Failed my test fridayyy
Leo: Don't know where to goo
Percy: With my life today

Hey!

Leo: JINGLE BELLS!!!
Percy: TAKING L'SSS
Leo: HiT me WitH a SleIgh

Percy: I'm so done
Leo: This isn't fun
Percy: There goes my gpa

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