Bungou Stray Dogs React | BSD React

Ships {Fyodor Time-}

Me: Yeah, time for Fyodor-

Dazai: FUCK THAT BITCH-
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IMPORTANT
  This chapter is not meant to offend people who ship these or like these ships below! I'm not trying to put off hate, but simply make simple jokes. If you ship some FYodor ships, you may wanna not read on since the rude jokes I may make may not appeal to you.

Me: So much is happening in this image- But the only thing I can focus on is the cat-

Me: ANYWAYS, Um- You 3 are kind of a poly ship-

Fyodor & Dazai: *Chokes*

Chuuya: *Punches a wall-* WTF-

Dazai: Wait, does that include the cat-

Me: What no- I said poly-

Dazai: Dammit, I would've been fine if it were me, puppy & the cat-

Fyodor: Same. *Points at Chuuya* You're too peasant for me-

Chuuya: Ya'll are too annoying for me...-

Fyodor: Look at your ex-partner, not me

Dazai: Hey- Rats are never trustworthy-

Fyodor: Dazai, we're past the rats- (Manga reference)

Nikolai: Yeah, I come in now- *Jazz hands*

Atsushi: Everyone likes my legs, geez-

Dazai: Hey, if you didn't have arms, you wouldn't be allowed in the ARMED Detective Agency-

Dazai: ... *Grabs Chuuya* Mine-

Chuuya: Bitch, no I'm not- *Smacks his hand away*

Dazai: Silence, puppy-

Fyodor: I have no appeal to that mutt...

Nikolai: Only to clowns- ^^

Fyodor: ...

Nikolai: Hey, say something Dos-Kun~~~

Fyodor: ... Fuck you-

Fyodor: ...

Dazai: ... Yeah, I'll just go k!ll mys^lf real quick-

Chuuya: OH NO YOU DON'T DAZAI- *Drags him back*

Chuuya: Only I'm allowed to kill you-

Dazai: *Sigh* Of course that's your concern-

Chuuya: MY KILL-

Fyodor: NO MY KILL-

Me: Oh no, rat versus chihuahua, who will win-

Dazai: Rat, bet-

Me: Wow, no support for the dog-

The Mafia: GO CHUUYA-

Me: Yeah um- I did not go look for a worse picture-

Dazai: Hey, don't use my son for your twisted plans rat- *Hugs his child*

Atsushi: Dazai-San-

Dazai: Hush-

Fyodor: Hey, let me use my pawns-

Dazai: THEN LET ME USE MY PUPPY

Fyodor: THAT ISN'T A PIECE IN CHESS ISTFG-

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Sorry it's short- I didn't wanna look for more ships cause I was too busy being scared ;-;

Hope you enjoyed this rushed, short, & sh!tty chapter, if you even could.