making whitty x hex oneshots cause I'm a multishipper

WAH

HEY

if you don't like the ship, don't read it.

mmmmmmmmm i thinking abouuuttt making them h u m a n because its easier that way. but like..

i dont want hex to be HUMAN. Since he IS a robot. but maybe his appearance looks more humanized while whitty is like bomb dude but human form-

does that even make any fucking sense I sound stupid

but saying bomb dude and a literal tv head kissing is weird soooo

what is he just gonna kiss a screen

im thinking about making hex a humanoid robot thing while whitty is some human but has the abilities of his bomb self you know?

cause I have many plans for their virus and ballistic selves nhnhhn

I DON'T KNOW OKAY

go to radtasticowen on Tumblr because their human version of the two is perfect and I'll be describing them that way

here's a chart

if you don't like the ship, don't read it.

if u see 🌸 it cute

if u see 🔪 it may have murder, blood, or some other trigger ill make sure to put what it is at the beginning

if u see ☔ it sad/angst

if u see 🍪 its probably normal or somethin else

yes

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW OLD HEX IS

his thing literally says unknown but Whitty is canonically 20 years old. So I'm gonna make Hex like 19

his jersey says 16 so just flip the 6 upside down, boom 19

logic = flawless

I'm not sure if I should provide some headcanons or something I'll do it if people actually read this lol

this is just supposed to be a fun book so yeah if you're reading I hope you enjoy !

if you don't like the ship, don't read it.