A/N: Shorter chapter, late update sorry. Chinese after the dialogue is my Chinese translation (yes, mine, not google) of what they say because I watched the whole thing in Chinese dub, and its hard to imagine the characters' voices as anything else.
Liuqi: With this Gaiba Egg, you can be an assassin yourself.
Redtooth adds, "Then you'll be the first chicken assassin." 那你就是第一位公鸡刺客了。 earning a glare from Dai bo.
"I'd say we eat the chicken." 要我说，把鸡吃了吧。Captain Jack smirked.
Da fei had a somewhat panicked look on his face, "I won't let you eat Dai Bo." 在我的守下，没有人可以吃大保。
Dai Bo pulls Liuqi and yells: You ungrateful jerk! I did all this so you can make a million, so you can recover your memory!
Thirteen thought for a second and then said, "Is that why you choose to pursue this occupation when you show no signs of any talent or skill? Perhaps someone from Xuanwu can do it, I would not trust Stan." 这是你想要做刺客的原因吗？难怪呢，你没有任何做刺客的能力还敢试。 也需玄武国有可以帮助你的人。我不信斯特国的人不会搞乱。
"Unless one is associated with Xuanwu and against Stan, we will only do what you asked if you pay us the proper price." 我们欢迎不是斯特国的敌人的客户。The prince of Stan said, obviously offended. "Speaking of, where does this take place?"说起来，这是哪里？
Dai bo said, "Chicken Island,"当然是小鸡岛啦。
"May be you can stop by sometime and restore my memory?" 也许你们可以有空来这里帮我？Liuqi hoped.
Dai Bo: You think I did it so I can buy a mansion, sit in a luxury car, drink wine and smoke cigarettes?!
"I don't know you very well but I do think that," 虽然我不认识你，可看着你这样，我是觉得你会这样做。Chairman Jiang said, "Besides, smoking isn't a good thing, you should stop all together." 再说了，抽烟不个好事，你不因该这样做。
Dai Bo: I did this all for you!
Liuqi looks at the Gaiba egg after Dai Bo let go of his neck, and proceeds to throw it below his feet. Turning into an ugly female Dai Bo wearing bikinis. Dai Bo proceeds to blush.
Dai Bo: So vulgar!
Captain Jack chuckled, "Well look a that, he turned into an ugly chicken, and WHY IS THE ORIGINAL FAT CHICKEN BLUSHING AT THAT?!" 哇，他变成了一只臭鸡。但是为什么原来那只胖鸡脸红了？！
Dai bo sighed, "Why are we watching this? Its just embarrassment and harassment at me." 看这个有设么意思的啦，这就是来欺负我的。
"Essential Killer Skill 2, Kill with One Strike"
The setting is dark and sees Liuqi using a serious concentrated face. Camera switches to Dai Bo looking at Liuqi.
Chairman Jiang said, "What are you two doing? I'm assuming nothing good." 你们俩在搞什么，我看一定不是好事。
"I'd say nothing serious, it seems the 'show' interprets it as this way." 我看不像什么大事，剧里是这种搞笑方式讲的。Thirteen said with a sigh.
Dai Bo: The timing has to be right.
The camera shows a meatball. Liuqi lets out a ridiculous battle cry and attempts to pick up the meatball (or fish ball I don't know) but it slips and Dai Bo picks it up.
"What did I say?" 我说的对。Thirteen said.
Liuqi: Oops.
The camera zooms to a light outside restaurant setting as Liuqi attempts to pick up another one, but failing.
Dai Bo: You have to focus.
Chairman Jiang sighs, "Uncultured, can't even use chopsticks properly." 真是没文化。连筷子都不会好好用。
"Well technically he is, but he is obviously bad at it." 其实他用的对，就是用的不顺。我说的对吗，师姐？Redtooth said, smirking.
Dai Bo: The meatball will float up when its cooked. You have to pick it up once it floats up. That's when the meatball tastes the best.
Thirteen remarked, "I thought he was training to be an assassin, this has nothing to do with it." 他不是要训练成为刺客吗？着个好像无关。
"I'm teaching him the lesson of precision!" 我教他的是怎样做事精确！Dai bo answered, defending himself causing many people to sweat drop.
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