The Past, Present and Future are Now Our Knowledge

S1 E1- Kill Bad Guys, Earn Good Money (Part 1)

No one's POV:

Liuqi is snickering.

"What did you do now?" Chairman Jiang asked suspiciously, raising an eyebrow.

Liuqi and Dai Bo: We'd be rich.

The camera zooms out for us to see that Liuqi and Dai Bo and merely kneeling before a school with a food stand.

Chairman Jiang sighed of relief, "At least you're only just daydreaming about whatever you're daydreaming about."

"Oh I remember this." Dai Bo said, "This is when I convince you to become an assassin." 

"Never mind then, you are doing something bad." Chairman Jiang sighed.

A small child walks up to the food stand: One beef offal please.

Liuqi: Right away, do you want it spicy?

The child: Less lungs and more tripe please.

Liuqi starts his performance of preparing the beef offal with his scissors.

"Such a waste of skill in qi." Said the purple hooded guy.

Chairman Jiang proceeded to comment, "At least its better than being unclean."

"I'd have to agree with Qi though, senpai." Redtooth smirked at Chairman Jiang.

"Eh?" Liuqi said, wondering why the green haired Shadow Assassin was calling Chairman Jiang senpai.

Chairman Jiang glared at Redtooth, "Don't call me senpai!"

Liuqi: Done!

The child: So over the top. Its just a simple bowl of beef offal either way.

Dai Bo wheezed, "Even the student knows more than you do, Ah qi."

Dai Bo: *headbutts the child* Go home and eat oxtail!

Liuqi stares at his masterpiece he worked hard one as it fell to its doom.

Dai Bo: *jumps on top of the stall* Ah qi, don't sell beef offal anymore. Lets go be assassins.

Thirteen face palmed (masked?), "So that's what happened? No wonder Liuqi is only ranked #17359."

"Its unprofessional," The hooded Shadow Assassin commented.

Dai Bo: It pays well, with great benefits and flexible work hours! There's even an annual bonus on travelling overseas. What other job is as good?!

"That's... not how it works." Thirteen said. 

Liuqi: You said the same for selling beef offal.

Da fei laughed but winced at the pain. "Really Dai bo?" Dai bo could only sigh of disappointment.

Dai Bo: ...

Dai Bo turns around facing the other side: You don't want to know your past?

Liuqi: Does my past have something to do with assassination?

Redtooth laughed, "I would be very surprised if it did."

Under the mask, Thirteen put on a serious face, interested in Liuqi's past.

Dai Bo: Of course not. 

Thirteen, Da fei and Chairman Jiang all sighed. "Then why...?" Da fei wondered as Liuqi painfully laughed. 

Dai Bo let out a wheeze, "You all really thought so?"

Dai Bo: However, if we make enough money, I can take you to Stan. There's nothing they can't do with the technology there.