diamond ring / dantdm

one

Stevany stands in the doorway, knees trembling as she stares blankly at the door. She cannot believe this is happening, this is incredible! She's standing outside DanTDM's house. Her fingers are clammy with sweat as she grips the handle of her suitcase ever so tightly, eyeing the doorbell with barely concealed nervousness.

What if he doesn't like her?
What if he's secretly a dickwad?

Her final thought shakes her to the core, making her want to curl up in a ball and die on the spot.

What if he isn't into younger girls?

She gulps, shaking her head to herself. No. She will do this. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! She can't throw it away now. She psyches herself up, fingers brushing over the doorbell yet never pressing down as thumbs the handle of her suitcase in absent desperation.

With one last push of determination, she moves to press the doorbell. At the same time, the door swings open- outwards.

It knocks her tiny, feeble frame off the doorstep and sends her flying. She shuts her eyes, life flashing before her like a seven minute movie before she realises- hold on, she's not falling.

She opens her eyes, and her pupils dilate as she realises she's face to face with DanTDM himself! And he's! Holding! Her!

"Whoa there," he says, voice deep and British. It's music to Stevany's ears. She blushes as he lets her go, and immediately her mind sets into third gear. Does he think I'm clumsy? Or worse, stupid? Oh my god, I've ruined everything, haven't I? Does he think I'm pretty? No, my best friend Charlie James Gregory Lipton Newell Monty Jamestown Wong Dong Jong Fransia-Campbell Presland Morris Kennedy-Wade always says I'm pretty, and she never lies.

DanTDM confirms this as he smiles down at her, dimples flashing "You're pretty. I assume you're Stevany Borer?"

Stevany nods enthusiastically, and he chuckles, shaking his head fondly, blue eyes like the sky alight with amusement "Well, come on in, Stevany."

Stevany starts picking her nose as she walks in the doorway, admiring the mansion. DanTDM is a rich man. Perfect, she thinks I will marry him and once I do I will slip some poison in his drink, perhaps some of her stank breath.

He turns around, oblivious, naive, like all boys are. Stevany puts on a fake smile, grinnning from ear to ear "Show me around!" she says seductively. He blushes. She hasn't stopped picking her nose yet.

then he says "are you picking your nose?" an Angry fire burns and rages inside Stevany's cold forbidding heart, venom lacing her tone as she growls "No i actually dont when have you seen me pick my nose thats actually really mean because I don't pick my nose when have you seen me pick my nose in public huh I actuallyt have NEVER picked my nose. You know this makes you look like you pick your nose because you're averting all the attention to me even when you know im innocent."

let's take a look into dans perspective said david attenborough. DanTDM took a step back from the angry little gremlin soon his murderer. He felt hot, but not because he was angry, but because all he wanted to do was now before this girl and kiss her feet and make it up to her. this was everything he'd ever dreamed of.

stevany makes a roaring sound at him; and Dantdm whimpers. "Heel, dog." Dantdm rushes to sit at her feet, looking up at her with wide eyes. his tongue is lolling out of his mouth, and stevany sees the perfect opportunity for sex.

The booger in her nose hangs very low and into dantdm s waiting tongue he sucks it up and wags his tail, begging for more. Stevany feels heat pool at her nether regions and suddenly wants this hairy middle aged man so bad.

"Up! Dog!" she says shakily and Dantdm sexily eats her snot as she lays on the kitchen counter, shaking with arousal.

this is the best day of HER LIFE