Once upon a time, there was a lovely pretty girl her name was piss, she had nice blond hair with yellow eyes, yellow skin, and always wore yellow, she loved yellow, but one day, while piss was going to the toilet store, she ran into a girl, she was shit chan, piss gasps in how attractive she found shit chan, so she walks up to her and says "H-hi -s-shit c-chan" and shit chan says "Hello piss chan" "W-w-what are y-you d-doing here s-s-shit c-chan ?!" "Oh, i'm just buying some stuff here piss chan, this is a store after all, what else would i be doing ? :man_farmer: ""OH- u-uhm- s-sorry that w-was a l-little s-stupid t-to a-ask""Haha, it's okay piss chan"
Time skip (they are dating and live together)
"Oh piss channnn, come over here, i have something for youuuu" shit chan said while piss chan was in the kitchen boiling toilet water (basically tea)."Okay be right there in a moment shit chan" Piss chan goes to the living room where shit chan was at, and she saw over her shoulder and saw a kitten, "Aww you brought me a kitten ?""I did, don't they look pretty ?" "Yes they do"
They named the cat solar and had a pissy life.
The end
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
PIss x Shit
AcakFor all the homophobes, don't read this hoes, shit and piss are both wemen, and their cat is nb (non-binary) soooo- don't read this mf's, anyways the covers art credits goes to me, i wrote this for piss, so piss, and piss.
