Family Reunions are Disturbing

Should I call an Ambulance?

Tin Can: Yo

Its been like 5 hours

Moonlark ru there

Do you need an ambulance?

Moonlark: Yeesh Tin Can why are you texting me so much?

Tin Can: Well the first time you texted me you had been stabbed and had a broken leg so oc I worried!

Moonlark: Well I got done bathing Verdi an hour early so Sandor stole me for weapons training and next thing I know we've been sword-fighting for three hours straight.

Tin Can: SWoRD FIGHtING?!?

Moonlark: Yup after a particularly nasty attack and months in the healing center we decided on training.

I know how to use throwing stars, throwing daggers, spar with daggers, spar with poles, spar with spears, mac-gyver weapons, use a bow-and-arrow, throw axes, shoot, and now sword-fight

Tin Can: Oh ex-military?

Moonlark: Don't think the military takes petite teenagers but okie

Tin Can: WAIT UR A TEENAGER?

I DID NOT THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE TO BE MORE DISTURBED BUT KID NOW I AM

Moonlark: And thats my cue

If I stay up any later im gonna fall asleep in history and get detention

Last time was pretty awful.

Moonlark has turned off notifications-

Tin Can: Kid?

You can't just say something is awful then disappear.

Wait did you get hurt in detention?

Kid you better answer or ill track you down and rescue you whether you need it or not!

Oh wait notifs are off.

YUR STILL TELLIN ME TOMORROW!

Moonlark: I turned on notifications and honestly you must have been either bored or really worried Tin Can.

Tin Can: I WAS WORRIED OKAY KID?!?

Moonlark: Okay so I know that if I don't answer your questions you'll probably spam my device

I'll tell you IF you promise that when a question you ask can't be answered, 

you won't press.

Tin Can: Fine.

Moonlark: Fine isn't a promise, 

and how do I know you aren't crossing your fingers as you type this?

Tin Can: Okaaay

I promise.

Moonlark: I dread detention for two reasons- I have a friend who gets in there often, and ballroom dancing.

Tin Can: So the friend thing is understood

BUT

What's this about ballroom dancing?

Moonlark: The teachers take turns signing up for detention, 

And they bring such lovely tasks like ironing, school maintenance, and in one case, ballroom dancing.

Tin Can: So wait, now i'm imagining kids ballroom dancing 

 Gotta say- it's weird but SO CUTE

Moonlark: I have no idea what detention is like for kids under 12

I moved to the school district just in time to enroll in the upper levels

So try- AwkwarD TeeNagers DancIng

Tin Can: Yeesh. Who'd you get partnered with, kid?

Moonlark: Well my friend got stolen to dance with the teacher because the teacher had (read:has) a crush on my friend.

So I ended up with a classmate who constantly drooled and kept their hair back in a greasy ponytail.

Tin Can: Bleugh. I feel you kid.

Moonlark: They were very nice

But it was also kinda disgusting because their hands were all clammy.

Also they gained a huge crush on me 😅

Tin Can: Yeesh I feel worse now

Moonlark: Bye Tin Can gtg

Moonlark has turned off notifications-

Another chapter! I'm just posting these one by one because I have them backed up.

I'm going to give everyone a chance to guess what's gonna happen- but I WON'T confirm anything

I know, I know, evil. GALAXY, UP UP ANd AWAYY!